September
01
If You Keep Mashed Potatoes in a Thermos and Gravy Packets in Your Pocket
You’re basically prepared for a hike of any length.
August
30
I Love It When Two Different Universes of My Friends Meet
And they start to realize the other is not a space cowboy, as my lies have claimed.
August
27
Stuff I Like That Doesn’t Get As Much Attention As The Obvious Stuff
Belts, trees, pools, owls, ziplines, flashlights duct-taped to weapons, monologues where the main character just unleashes on some poor sap, fitting things inside a box perfectly. Post what you like that doesn’t get enough attention in the comments!
July
19
Downvote / Troll / Subscribe Just to Unsubscribe!
Through reverse therapy, perhaps we can get people to rate, comment and subsc…NO! THE YOUTUBE GENERATION IS NO LONGER SUSCEPTIBLE TO REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
July
08
I’m Debuting a New Fragrance, “Eau de Man You Love Just For Being Himself.”
The scent of TV dinners, Netflix envelopes, and lowered expectations - available at any fine boutiques.
