February
03

When a Song’s Stuck in My Head, The “Ghostbusters” Theme Usually Is a Fine Solvent

It’s catchy enough to replace the offending song, but disappears itself in minutes with no noticeable odor, apart from the fresh scent of pine and 80’s nostalgia.

January
28

“Uppercut: The Movie” Will Make Millions

No kicking, no jabs, no headbutts or sweeps! The fighting move that everyone wants to see in an action film - but never does! - takes center stage for two solid hours in this explosive, hi-octane thriller!

January
20

So I Figured Out My Estimated Date of Death and entered it in on iCal

But that still didn’t stop me from leaving a reminder that Iron Man 2 opens the following week. ‘Cause who knows.

January
19

We’ve Fashioned an Extremely Small Piece of Women’s Swimwear Out of Italian Sandwiches

Only to find that “Teeny-Weeny Panini Bikini” is already a trademarked property.

January
15

I Got one For Ya: Tupac and Hitler’s Brain, Living Together in Cuba!

Fidel Castro plays their landlord…come on, comedy at 10 PM! It’s about time!