Magic Show Volunteer

Best one ever. The screaming in the backround near the end absolutely kills me, not to mention Brian’s eyes.

Dear God, that was horrifyingly awesome.

Fake! There was totally a trap door in her womb…

Jesus Christ.

Wow, that was incredible haha.

Dear god. I have been watching you make these for years my friend. And NOTHING tops this one. lol

from back alley to center stage - this abortion doctor has got you covered!

I can’t even begin to tell you how awesome that is!
Im going to send it to all my pro-life friends and see how awesome THEY think it is! =D
he he he

Seriously, the best one yet.  Good god, I’m crying.  Both from fear and laughter.

And people called me a madman for wanting to see this trick performed.  Now upon seeing it I realize that I perhaps am a mad man.  MAD FROM LAUGHTER!

They say magic can bring out the kid in you.

...or magic can bring the kid out of you?

You should see what he had to do to make the baby reappear.

Creepy & most funny!  Also, what is she complaining about? Painless and fastest birth ever. At least I think it was painless. Maybe.

This one just destroys me, my mind can’t decide whether to laugh hysterically or scream uncontrollably.  The result is an ambivalent look of horror and joy as terror tears shed down my face, not pretty.

So disturbingly good!

Oh my gorsh. That’s the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in 22 minutes. And I love it.

Abso-fucking-lutely beautiful.

I think I came a little.

Wait… what happened to the twin?

trust me, you do NOT want to know.

I seriously love this video, A LOT.

Rudolf - You’re an idiot.

  This isn’t pro-life or pro-choice… it’s just MADNESS!!!

  Also, hilarious. 

perfect end delivery

That last shot is so undeniably creepy.

bleech! tht was hilarious! omy god. im gonna puke.
he probably just wanted to get the baby back in her. wink wink.

fur is murder!

Holy fuck. This is too good, you guys.

(ahahah my keycode at the bottom is “together69”, tehee.)

...you’re an idiot. that wasn’t even funny at all.

im gay

This is rubbish…..................

People who find this even remotely funny should get their heads checked.

I lose my shit every time I hear the creepy roar music when he’s pulling it out of his mouth,

I like these type of magic and never leave the chance to see it. There is a magic show is going to held in my area within couple of days. So i am waiting for it.

This is pretty weak… really.. it’s got such crap… well everything…

wtf how is this even remoteley funny lame douches

hmmmm Stem cell research??

aha! he had a coat hanger up his sleeve!

This one is the best!

brilliant…I wish they taught me that in sex ed

argh.  think my laptop speakers just broke.  (Shock?)

great stuff! ^_^  sufficiently disturbed.  an NSFW warning woulda been nice though…! let’s just say.. close one..

MMMMMmmmmmmm Baby tastes like chicken.

rofl at people getting offended.  unclench your assholes and slowly pull out that stick.  this is funny.

WTF? no seriously WTF?????

So that’s where babies come from

That was nice and I like

wonderfull=))))

WOW. I can’t wait for my girlfriend to get home so I can try that on her!!!

lawlz

Best abortion ever.

hahahaha I didn’t see that one coming…and at the end when he made the baby “reappear” out of his mouth!
Instant classic

hahaha, oh my god, that was f***in hilarious. I never knew about this site until that video showed up on todaysbigthing.com, and now I’m addicted :p

i’m hungry

Reminds me of a time my fat ass ate a whole size 5 can of spaghetti from behind the clinic later to find out they were babies not meatballs.

I masterfully behaved to this vid; its just that attractive!

Dear God, I just watched that 8 times and almost wet myself all of em. Funniest one, hands down

keepin’ it classy

Ah the time of year again when dead babies are funny to all. All praise be to Allah!

Do you think it’s fucking funny?!

I like turtles

even I think this is funny! :D

For the people who thought this was sick:  you should have seen all of the practice sessions before he got this trick down.

In Soviet Russia, baby eat YOU!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you said todays magic word! pregnaut!

If we are all gods children, does that make us incest? and if god exists does that mean magic exists also? and if magic exists does that mean JFK really was killed by a magic bullet?

*lights flashing* PREGNANT!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You said the magic word.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT! GOT A PREGNANT EX WITH YOUR BABY AND YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR!?! NO PROBLEM! KABOOM AND THE BABY IS GONE!

Billy Mays, get the fuck out! Zorbeez can’t even dry your sweaty nut sack let alone a cup of milk.

VINCE I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE YOU JUST AS BAD AS YOU BEAT THOSE HOOKERS!!

ROFL my favorite one so far

dsfsaf

still funny.

Seen this about 20 times and it never gets old! LOL

Do the idiots getting offended by this skit: Go back to watching Smosh on Youtube, fags.

Oops, To the idiots^

I…. don’t know what to think

Pleaaase ban this video.  Youtube is supposed to remove illegal videos like that but sometimes you have to just flag it by a lot of people.  Abortion is WRONG and a sin against the eyes of Jesus.  You have to get married when you have sex or else God will punish you.  Remember to give your soul to Jesus Christ or else you will burn in Hell, there is no other way.  Amen.

Thank you, holy trinity teen, for your concern and diligence for unborn terrorspawns everywhere.

Oh. Wow. Just… Wow.

Nice work!

I’m just wondering where you found the prop fetus..

Ha. HolyTrinityTeen thinks he’s on youtube. Flag all you want, buddy.

We aborted it from a prop woman.

Save the after birth, we’ll make soup.

holy s*#t!!!

O M G o_e

“Ma’am, is THIS your foetus”

Make me run and I get all sweaty!

um…

Quite honestly one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in my entire life!
I now MUST save this website.

oh my god…. i cryed a little that was so damn funny, a little fucked up but still. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. and ic this one has the most comments

that was hilarious

that ROCKED

lol the randomness

TheHolyTrinityTeen, STFU! It’s not illegal, it’s only comedy! Sheesh, take things too seriously much? You’re insane. “Remember to give your soul to Jesus Christ or else you will burn in Hell, there is no other way.  Amen. ” There are so many things fucked up with that sentence. BTW, Hell doesn’t exist! Jesus freak! Honour the goddess! Blessed be )O(

he had a pin in his hand and popped a baloon… omg

i wish i could do that with my eyes…..

(lol, ideas98 is my sign in.

I am a believer of and follower of Jesus. I did not take this 5secondfilm as anything to do with abortion. I think it is hilarious! I laughed until my side hurt and I could not produce anymore tears! This is not about abortion. It is about a magician and a pregnant woman. He “magicly” made her baby disappear from her womb, and “magicly” reappear as the magician produces it from his mouth. Oh, by the way, the mouth is probably the only way a man (or magician) could deliver a baby from himself. The other end is just too unpleasant to think about. Anyway, stop being so sensitive - - this is just an imaginary magician in a very funny 5secondfilm.  Laugh.  It is good for you.

my Gf & I can stop laughing

._.

These things aren’t as funny when you replace the whole corny balloon-instead-of-a-womb with a real life situation and you think, “That could have been me.” Curse you, StumbleUpon! You have failed to amuse me!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Did u see his face!?
Tooooo funny!!

To everyone who thinks this isn’t hysterically funny:

Go buy a blackmarket umbilical cord AND GROWN YOURSELF A SENSE OF HUMOR.