All he can think of is how good her ex was at camping. Damn you, Mountain Jack!
The Black Knight11.27.09 @ 1:12am
The Black Knight never needs directions!
R.A.I.U.11.27.09 @ 1:42am
lol, directions
the one and only...11.27.09 @ 8:56am
how did Mike get with Kelsey?
Earthbreaker11.27.09 @ 8:56am
I reeeeally don’t get this one…
Snerg11.27.09 @ 9:03am
Poor Micheal. Women are evil. They just pick on you and dont even bother to help.
Rastamussen11.27.09 @ 11:00am
haha he can’t pitch a tent
score!...... or not
Zicter11.27.09 @ 11:41am
Really, you can apply that to any situation they have.
zambo.11.27.09 @ 1:11pm
Haha. Mountain Jack.
Andrew P11.27.09 @ 1:32pm
Haha i like how she is “pitching a tent” at the end
Anonymous11.27.09 @ 5:48pm
LOLz x’s 2
Joey11.27.09 @ 8:16pm
KELSEY IN HER BRA!?!?! Thank you 5SF for bringing me one step closer to my dreams!
Fish11.27.09 @ 11:11pm
I had trouble pitching a tent once, but that’s because it was really cold outside.
On an unrelated note, I’ve been meaning to give Kelsey a shout out for her appearance on “Community” last week. Nice job!
Fish11.27.09 @ 11:12pm
Also, Gorlac never had a problem.
taylor11.28.09 @ 2:13am
Kelsey was on Community??!?!?! And YES 5SF thank you for listing, and giving us more Kelsey, keep her coming- ehhh.
double taylor11.28.09 @ 10:46am
yes, keep kelsey coming. ill volunteer for the job. mmmm.
jerkson11.28.09 @ 12:39pm
Ahh… camping with the girlfriend. Always a fun experience.
Uninvited guest to a 4 year old's birthday party11.28.09 @ 8:11pm
lol Earthbreaker come back when you take health class.
Woah11.29.09 @ 9:49pm
thought she had like a ragging boner…. just her knee I guess
Earthbreaker11.30.09 @ 9:01am
Oooooh it’s innuendo…
...never heard the “pitching a tent” one before.
More dinosaurs please
Stevie-G11.30.09 @ 7:38pm
How the hell did he get with a girl as hot as her?
Ben12.10.09 @ 5:41am
Umh, I didn’t get this…
shamshowder12.15.09 @ 5:08am
i hate every woman in the world
MineTruly1.22.10 @ 9:08pm
For you kids in the slow class, “pitching a tent” can also mean “getting an erection.”
Filo2.17.10 @ 1:04am
This should be called - A pup tent affair.
cronin_burger3.26.10 @ 11:38am
hahahaa. Good ol’ mountain jack. And yes, Gorlac would have made her climax three times by now. 8/10
OnlyTwice3.29.10 @ 1:15pm
@MineTruly
You may not have known this, but “getting an erection” can also mean “swallowing a glass of soda too fast and hurting your throat because of the carbonation.” More commonly though, “getting an erection” means “punching a middle-aged transvestite in the face” or “robbing a bank.”
How ironic, my code was growing93.
thedude5.15.10 @ 2:06pm
i find this movie entirely unbelievable. no man on earth would have trouble pitching a tent if they were in bed with kelsey.
Toast7.14.10 @ 2:21pm
@Earthbreaker, ever heard of the expression “pitching a tent”?
The Black Knight11.27.09 @ 1:12am
The Black Knight never needs directions!
R.A.I.U.11.27.09 @ 1:42am
lol, directions
the one and only...11.27.09 @ 8:56am
how did Mike get with Kelsey?
Earthbreaker11.27.09 @ 8:56am
I reeeeally don’t get this one…
Snerg11.27.09 @ 9:03am
Poor Micheal. Women are evil. They just pick on you and dont even bother to help.
Rastamussen11.27.09 @ 11:00am
haha he can’t pitch a tent
score!...... or not
Zicter11.27.09 @ 11:41am
Really, you can apply that to any situation they have.
zambo.11.27.09 @ 1:11pm
Haha. Mountain Jack.
Andrew P11.27.09 @ 1:32pm
Haha i like how she is “pitching a tent” at the end
Anonymous11.27.09 @ 5:48pm
LOLz x’s 2
Joey11.27.09 @ 8:16pm
KELSEY IN HER BRA!?!?! Thank you 5SF for bringing me one step closer to my dreams!
Fish11.27.09 @ 11:11pm
I had trouble pitching a tent once, but that’s because it was really cold outside.
On an unrelated note, I’ve been meaning to give Kelsey a shout out for her appearance on “Community” last week. Nice job!
Fish11.27.09 @ 11:12pm
Also, Gorlac never had a problem.
taylor11.28.09 @ 2:13am
Kelsey was on Community??!?!?! And YES 5SF thank you for listing, and giving us more Kelsey, keep her coming- ehhh.
double taylor11.28.09 @ 10:46am
yes, keep kelsey coming. ill volunteer for the job. mmmm.
jerkson11.28.09 @ 12:39pm
Ahh… camping with the girlfriend. Always a fun experience.
Uninvited guest to a 4 year old's birthday party11.28.09 @ 8:11pm
lol Earthbreaker come back when you take health class.
Woah11.29.09 @ 9:49pm
thought she had like a ragging boner…. just her knee I guess
Earthbreaker11.30.09 @ 9:01am
Oooooh it’s innuendo…
...never heard the “pitching a tent” one before.
More dinosaurs please
Stevie-G11.30.09 @ 7:38pm
How the hell did he get with a girl as hot as her?
Ben12.10.09 @ 5:41am
Umh, I didn’t get this…
shamshowder12.15.09 @ 5:08am
i hate every woman in the world
MineTruly1.22.10 @ 9:08pm
For you kids in the slow class, “pitching a tent” can also mean “getting an erection.”
Filo2.17.10 @ 1:04am
This should be called - A pup tent affair.
cronin_burger3.26.10 @ 11:38am
hahahaa. Good ol’ mountain jack. And yes, Gorlac would have made her climax three times by now. 8/10
OnlyTwice3.29.10 @ 1:15pm
@MineTruly
You may not have known this, but “getting an erection” can also mean “swallowing a glass of soda too fast and hurting your throat because of the carbonation.” More commonly though, “getting an erection” means “punching a middle-aged transvestite in the face” or “robbing a bank.”
How ironic, my code was growing93.
thedude5.15.10 @ 2:06pm
i find this movie entirely unbelievable. no man on earth would have trouble pitching a tent if they were in bed with kelsey.
Toast7.14.10 @ 2:21pm
@Earthbreaker, ever heard of the expression “pitching a tent”?
You gave this a "Miss!"
http://5sf.at/517
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