The Fire Island Players Present: 5-Second Films (Ed Wood 2007)

Best song ever!!

this shit sucked

“This is my dad’s stapler, he never keeps it loaded”
LMAO

Loved the last one.

“NO! GIVE HIM AIDS!” Saw it on cracked.com.

Random and short. I like this. Where are you guys in the US?

OHHH FUUUCK you have no idea how much that last one got to me. That song is on my iPod, too. Too great.

“Gay” to mean “bad” is discriminatory. Not to mention lazy writing.

Bad grammer and punctuation is also lazy.  You are also discriminating against lazy people.  Bravo on being everything you criticized for.

K, so, lishfips and mockmaw23, since the original context has been deleted, there’s really no point in arguing. This is 5sf, not YouTube.

Not sure why, but the “Papa loves mambo” part makes me laugh every time. The guy kind of looks like Ben Stiller.

I’m not going to lie, I fantasize about Dr. Eye.

Look, he’s even got me writing poetry.

Me are killing my eyes!

That blonde kid looks like a cross between Art Garfunkel and Seth Rogan. Strangely hot.

In the future, films will all be made this way!

Pooh flipping out makes me do backflips and fistpumps.  Epic.

None of this was funny. WTF???

My eyes are in tears. my stomach in cramps, my voice is gon. Thank you. Monty Pythonish this stuff of yours . Lovin it Keep it up!

OWWW!!

what a perfect ending

Was that Ray Stokes!?!

3:22 my girlfriend has that shirt. she also has a giant eyeball as a head.

couldn’t finish it. :C i did not enjoy this at all.

Not their best… I suppose it’s good that they label it their ‘crowning achievement’ in the descrip because they’ve done so much better since.

personally, i like it when they’re not restricted to themes. it’s funny occasionally, but it’s not good for their format.

is markers giving you aids an urban myth or something?

‘“Gay” to mean “bad” is discriminatory. Not to mention lazy writing.’

It’s also hilarious, fag.

i heart the ping pong girl.

anyway you want it by rise against, nice

2.50 Haha!
“NO!!! Give him aids!”

I don’t get all the crap about the mirrors. I mean, what the hell was that all about?

magnificent beyond comprehension

in the future, we will all listen to music like this! *stabs eye with earphones* ANY WAY U WANT IT!!

...............
my EARS are killing me… rofl

I watched this compilation once for every genital you own.
every.
genital.
you.
own.

I still think the first is my favourite…
PENGUIN!!! ?! >: <

- Midsentence: “I heart the ping pong girl”

As do I!

Also of note is the chat text during the eyeChat segment. One of the people typing needed to be reminded whether they were acting as the guy or the girl.

Wrong clay, that “was anyway you want it” by JOURNEY, not rise against, although their cover isn’t bad

shhhh eye like to watch

NO

GIVE HIM AIDS

I believe I’ve found my universal answer to everything.

we only serve chicken

i love you guys

Mateus led me to you.

This is fabulous.

Meh, could of been better, maybe be even more abrupt?

Thanks. I believe I’ve found my universal answer to everything.

Thanks. I believe I’ve found my universal answer to everything.sunglasses

Video is not working at my side do you remove it—- or its some other problem.

eyePod made me laugh. You guys are freaking brilliant.

You guys have outdone yourselves with this one.

LAWL @ the old ass connection noise when he stabs his eye… lmao… excellent jerb

I appreciate the A Beautiful Mind reference at 2:49.  Even though it wasn’t funny. (:  This is mostly great, fantastic job guys.

HOLY SHIT MAX GEIGER FROM DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Pause at the 2:56 (eyeChat) (Am I supposed to be the guy or the girl?) hahhh.

Crazy film

is that the guy from Deadliest Warrior?

no! give him AIDS!

omg it is!!! max geiger!! lol

No matter how many times I see Dr. Eye It doesn’t get old! Lolz

Is that the Max Geiger from “Deadliest Warrior”? hahaha!

notice the abundance of eyes and lack of other body parts WTF WHY DONT YOU LOVE NOSES!

papa loves mombo….....MOMBOOO! lol that was so weird

Who are they refrencing at Ne Dean?

love your guys work. just found the site the other day, is the fire island players a Last Airbender reference by chance?

hahahaha the last one is awesome!!

I was upset at first because I was hoping the credits were going from shortest names to longest, and I was let down. But then I realized they formed the shape of a rough phallus, and I felt better. :D

YES THE EYE OF SARON!!!!!

Holy crap!  That guy is on Deadliest Warrior now!  Nerdgasm!

No, give him AIDS!

DUDE, THATS THE GUY FROM DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!!!!!!!! Sorry dude didn’t see ur other blog… Chuck Norris will now kill me because of the redundancy!

I don’t have a witty comment because you all took the ones I had.
FORK YOU!

Wow! Anti-gay and homophobic skits are SO funny! Ha. Ha. Ha. I thought you dudes were cool until I saw this shit.

LOL EYE POD!

that must be a really bad dean why would anyone get rid of the soda machine?!?!?!/?

You mean thats NOT how we listen to music?

That last skit…  was the greatest…  perfect lip synching.  Also great pun.

god i love that song, who did it?

HEY DAN
WHAT’S THAT BRIAN?
myeyesarekillingme