Pappy’s Genuine Texas Bee Salsa
These bees were netted down by the local middle school’s crunch corral picnic benches, smacked around in a clean jar until unconsciously ripe, then slathered on top of a fine bee paste made from Africanized, Americanized, and African-Americanized bee colonies. Then a dash of jalapeno extract, a quick two-day bake in the hot Abernathy sun, and presto, the finest chip dip this side of the flippin’ Mississip’. Dig deep, boys.

Nick4.16.09 @ 1:47am
Oh my god. =(
Daniel4.16.09 @ 6:29am
“Stingy as hell” has got to be one of the best catchphrases ever.
that's ma dick!4.16.09 @ 7:19am
ha! he’s so obviously disgusted at the end. And Brian, what strain of peyote were you on when you wrote that description?
moog4.16.09 @ 2:33pm
Hahaha… STINGY AS HELL!!!
Grant Joy4.18.09 @ 10:20am
haha, rep the crunch corral!!
Glowing Face Man5.11.09 @ 5:56pm
so THAT’S where the bees have been disappearing to!
LOUDERkirk5.23.09 @ 9:52pm
ha sounds like some kinda std
Possum Supreme7.03.09 @ 6:08pm
YES
dweezyinct7.24.09 @ 9:05pm
hhaha me nd my boys say that shit all the time, STANGY AS HELL! haha
jawsh9.27.09 @ 2:58pm
groooooooss!
jerkson10.01.09 @ 11:21pm
I’ve watched this 20 times. This is top 5 funniest things I have ever seen. It catches me off guard every time. The timing is perfect. This 5SF is stingy as hell!
The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.27.09 @ 10:53am
......... I didn’t belive in god before I watched this video….
Gamegeneral12.19.09 @ 1:31am
Made in Bee Cave, Texas.
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