Pappy’s Genuine Texas Bee Salsa

These bees were netted down by the local middle school’s crunch corral picnic benches, smacked around in a clean jar until unconsciously ripe, then slathered on top of a fine bee paste made from Africanized, Americanized, and African-Americanized bee colonies. Then a dash of jalapeno extract, a quick two-day bake in the hot Abernathy sun, and presto, the finest chip dip this side of the flippin’ Mississip’. Dig deep, boys.

Nick4.16.09 @ 2:47am

Oh my god. =(

Daniel4.16.09 @ 7:29am

“Stingy as hell” has got to be one of the best catchphrases ever.

that's ma dick!4.16.09 @ 8:19am

ha! he’s so obviously disgusted at the end. And Brian, what strain of peyote were you on when you wrote that description?

moog4.16.09 @ 3:33pm

Hahaha… STINGY AS HELL!!!

Grant Joy4.18.09 @ 11:20am

haha, rep the crunch corral!!

Glowing Face Man5.11.09 @ 6:56pm

so THAT’S where the bees have been disappearing to!

LOUDERkirk5.23.09 @ 10:52pm

ha sounds like some kinda std

Possum Supreme7.03.09 @ 7:08pm

YES

dweezyinct7.24.09 @ 10:05pm

hhaha me nd my boys say that shit all the time, STANGY AS HELL! haha

jawsh9.27.09 @ 3:58pm

groooooooss!

jerkson10.02.09 @ 12:21am

I’ve watched this 20 times. This is top 5 funniest things I have ever seen. It catches me off guard every time. The timing is perfect. This 5SF is stingy as hell!

The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.27.09 @ 11:53am

......... I didn’t belive in god before I watched this video….

Gamegeneral12.19.09 @ 2:31am

Made in Bee Cave, Texas.

Rostov3.14.10 @ 5:57pm

Sometimes when I pee it’s stingy as hell.

BobBobman4.23.10 @ 7:51pm

The “Stingy as hell” and the description make this video awesome.

The Sentient Houseplant5.19.10 @ 12:50pm

It’s a real man’s dip

Peter6.15.10 @ 6:04pm

I know nobody checks the comments on this video anymore, but…

The word “to sting” in Spanish is “picar.” “Spicy” is “picante.” So “spicy” almost literally translates to “stigny” in Spanish and if you were to translate it for your Spanish viewers it would be extra funny.

Jus’ sayin’.

druhdrt8.10.10 @ 5:35pm

it looks like jelly beans and gel.

GW Crawford8.11.10 @ 11:31pm

I keep reading people’s comments of stingy as hell, with the stingy being stin-jee, not sting-ee
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