Bankjob
When their parents heard the news, and identified the bodies, they burst into tears. No one should bury their own perverts.
When their parents heard the news, and identified the bodies, they burst into tears. No one should bury their own perverts.
SJK4.26.09 @ 11:38pm
I hope no one was impregnated.
Jim4.27.09 @ 5:56am
haaaa ha hah….that’s gross.
PA4.27.09 @ 6:10am
Wow, police responded really well for this kind of situation…
pickle4.27.09 @ 8:34am
money for nothing and splooge for free…
Jubbs4.27.09 @ 9:20am
Revenge of the Noids!
Your Biological Father4.27.09 @ 9:24am
Video is fantastic, description even moreso
tricky pete4.27.09 @ 3:39pm
Nice money shot.
moog4.27.09 @ 5:46pm
But why?! Why rob a sperm bank? For the thrill of it?!
James Holt4.28.09 @ 10:36am
Sooo disturbing. Imagine what the evidence collecting team is gonna have to go through…
Glowing Face Man5.11.09 @ 6:47pm
That place sure had good security for a sperm bank
Sylvain Racicot5.17.09 @ 9:59pm
I just have two words: Eee. Ooo.
Felix5.22.09 @ 9:09pm
Eewwwww!
kira6.04.09 @ 11:41am
hahahahaha ewwwww
Chioke Nassor6.13.09 @ 10:08pm
This was flippin’ amazing. Your site is the best! Congrats!
bupkes6.20.09 @ 1:48pm
ha
Soren6.28.09 @ 4:49pm
euuuuuuuuuuuu….
ur FACE!7.06.09 @ 4:23pm
these two robbers heard of a bank with really low security. they decided to rob it. they successfully made it in, and went through all the EMPTY vaults. they were exasperated. they saw the last vault, stocked with yogurt. they were hungry so they had their fill and left. the next morning they saw the newspaper heading “World’s Largest Sperm Bank: Robbed!” :}
yo mama8.14.09 @ 2:21am
did he died?
james8.18.09 @ 4:47pm
haha awesome your ur FACE!
Anthony9.18.09 @ 11:57am
SKEET SKEET, mothafucka.
Longrod VonHugendong10.02.09 @ 8:57am
Man…it took me all week to fill that giant bag of semen.
The Leetnes10.10.09 @ 8:06pm
Think they coulda got something better than pantyhos?
Don’t shoot! *BANG*
The Leetnes10.10.09 @ 8:07pm
P.S.-What was that white stuff flyin at the camera?
The Leetnes10.10.09 @ 8:09pm
Oh I get it its a sperm bank Disregard that last question!
The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.16.09 @ 6:45pm
Chioke Nassor, i second that but insteed of being a lil fag and sayin flippin, (or was that posed to be funny?if so double fail) i say FUCKING amazing
Doomish11.13.09 @ 10:18am
@Buttchecks. Stop being a fucking tool.
Anyway, yeah. This one’s gold.
B.C.D.12.07.09 @ 4:25pm
Damn I’m slow i had tow atch it three times to check out what they are carrying and 3 more times to realise its a sperm bank -_-
MineTruly1.22.10 @ 10:05pm
@Buttchecks: Isn’t it supposed to be ButtCHEEKS? Or am I going to pull down your pants and write a check? Do you have Buttmoneyorders as well?
Maddison1.23.10 @ 10:39am
so gross.
but so great.
Lolfags1.29.10 @ 6:46pm
Yeah this website is gay..
Just Another Stranger^^2.02.10 @ 1:41pm
lol, had to see this 15 times until i noticed that they robbed a Sperm bank^^
Nutsack3.10.10 @ 8:42pm
NOOOOO my babies!!!
Nervo3.27.10 @ 10:53am
So freakin’ cool, dude. Luv it
OnlyTwice3.29.10 @ 1:23pm
@Lolfags
Why do you refer to yourself in the plural in your name?
In Soviet Russia Comment You4.17.10 @ 9:14pm
I’m not understanding.
The man outside your mom's window4.20.10 @ 7:55pm
Now that’s a cumshot!....
Kuwlio7.12.10 @ 1:08pm
I remember watching this video 5 times and i never got it. Then today, i just realized the words “Sperm Bank” was on the top. Yeah, i get it….........
Bakon8.27.10 @ 5:46pm
It looks like those guys *puts on sunglasses* blew their loads.
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
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