Bankjob

When their parents heard the news, and identified the bodies, they burst into tears. No one should bury their own perverts.

SJK4.26.09 @ 10:38pm

I hope no one was impregnated.

Jim4.27.09 @ 4:56am

haaaa ha hah….that’s gross.

PA4.27.09 @ 5:10am

Wow, police responded really well for this kind of situation…

pickle4.27.09 @ 7:34am

money for nothing and splooge for free…

Jubbs4.27.09 @ 8:20am

Revenge of the Noids!

Your Biological Father4.27.09 @ 8:24am

Video is fantastic, description even moreso

tricky pete4.27.09 @ 2:39pm

Nice money shot.

moog4.27.09 @ 4:46pm

But why?! Why rob a sperm bank? For the thrill of it?!

James Holt4.28.09 @ 9:36am

Sooo disturbing. Imagine what the evidence collecting team is gonna have to go through…

Glowing Face Man5.11.09 @ 5:47pm

That place sure had good security for a sperm bank

Sylvain Racicot5.17.09 @ 8:59pm

I just have two words: Eee. Ooo.

Felix5.22.09 @ 8:09pm

Eewwwww!

kira6.04.09 @ 10:41am

hahahahaha ewwwww

Chioke Nassor6.13.09 @ 9:08pm

This was flippin’ amazing. Your site is the best! Congrats!

bupkes6.20.09 @ 12:48pm

Soren6.28.09 @ 3:49pm

euuuuuuuuuuuu….

ur FACE!7.06.09 @ 3:23pm

these two robbers heard of a bank with really low security. they decided to rob it. they successfully made it in, and went through all the EMPTY vaults. they were exasperated. they saw the last vault, stocked with yogurt. they were hungry so they had their fill and left. the next morning they saw the newspaper heading “World’s Largest Sperm Bank: Robbed!” :}

yo mama8.14.09 @ 1:21am

did he died?

james8.18.09 @ 3:47pm

haha awesome your ur FACE!

Anthony9.18.09 @ 10:57am

SKEET SKEET, mothafucka.

Longrod VonHugendong10.02.09 @ 7:57am

Man…it took me all week to fill that giant bag of semen.

The Leetnes10.10.09 @ 7:06pm

Think they coulda got something better than pantyhos?
Don’t shoot! *BANG*

The Leetnes10.10.09 @ 7:07pm

P.S.-What was that white stuff flyin at the camera?

The Leetnes10.10.09 @ 7:09pm

Oh I get it its a sperm bank Disregard that last question!

The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.16.09 @ 5:45pm

Chioke Nassor, i second that but insteed of being a lil fag and sayin flippin, (or was that posed to be funny?if so double fail) i say FUCKING amazing

Doomish11.13.09 @ 9:18am

@Buttchecks. Stop being a fucking tool.

Anyway, yeah. This one’s gold.

B.C.D.12.07.09 @ 3:25pm

Damn I’m slow i had tow atch it three times to check out what they are carrying and 3 more times to realise its a sperm bank -_-

MineTruly1.22.10 @ 9:05pm

@Buttchecks: Isn’t it supposed to be ButtCHEEKS? Or am I going to pull down your pants and write a check? Do you have Buttmoneyorders as well?

Maddison1.23.10 @ 9:39am

so gross.

but so great.

Lolfags1.29.10 @ 5:46pm

Yeah this website is gay..