Don’t Thinko de Mayo

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To be totally fair, we also wound up celebrating Halloween, Easter, Boxing Day, Pentecost, All Saint’s Day, and various bank holidays in the exact same way.

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Adam5.04.09 @ 11:42pm

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Worst…Cinco de Mayo…EVER!

???5.05.09 @ 5:25am

SHUTTHEFUCKUP it’s up.

Jubbs5.05.09 @ 6:35am

C’mon! A Dutch and a Belgian-owned American beer? More like Vijf de Mei.

BROOKE5.05.09 @ 8:47am

this almost beat my fav…... special delivery

A Clever Lizard5.05.09 @ 9:19am

GOLD!

Zebulon5.05.09 @ 9:34am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

f*kin awesome!

SJK5.05.09 @ 10:34am

Oh my goodness, this was amazing.

Ben5.05.09 @ 3:45pm

Unbelievable, the best ever

Bonegina5.06.09 @ 7:33am

Its now Cinco de Seis and I’m still laughing at this.  Must’ve seen it 30 times now, at least.

ahahahhahaha5.06.09 @ 7:13pm

holy fucking funny

moog5.06.09 @ 9:20pm

I love how he spins in the chair to ask the history of Cinco de Mayo… so professional. Brilliant!

Anonymous 1675.08.09 @ 4:28pm

I think you mean “Seis de Mayo.” But yes, it’s fucking funny. Hardest I’ve laughed here since “Damn. Still too saucy.”

ElArabDeMagnifico5.09.09 @ 12:00pm

Ending with “Lo Siento” was the cherry on top.

Chaz the Weasel5.09.09 @ 11:03pm

I love that ending. We forgive you.

Bonegina5.10.09 @ 11:05am

Seis de Mayo?  No, no, I meant Cinco de Seis—the Fifth of Six. 

You see, I’m functionally retarded so anytime I try and be clever I fail pathetically.

Glowing Face Man5.11.09 @ 6:39pm

I hope that was a real wikipedia screencap

Aaron5.17.09 @ 8:56am

This, and Magic Show Volunteer, are my clear favorites.  Absolutely hilarious, keep it up guys!

Sylvain Racicot5.17.09 @ 10:17pm

I doesn’t make any sense at all. LOVE IT!

hmmm???5.18.09 @ 7:47pm

OMG SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!

Grevion5.22.09 @ 6:02pm

Oh…my…god…

That’s the funniest thing i’ve seen all year…

Marissa5.24.09 @ 9:45pm

The camera work is priceless! I laughed out loud.

swartzenagger5.27.09 @ 6:06pm

you guys’s favorite holiday, EVERY SINGLE ONE!!

dude5.28.09 @ 12:51pm

I love his face when he says “shut-the-fuck-up” O_O (big eyes) and when he’s hitting himself in the face! You guys are hilarious!

Observant6.08.09 @ 4:53pm

which 5sf is brian watching in the background?

Brian Firenzi6.13.09 @ 9:30pm

Thanks for wondering, Observant - it’s “Limited Time Offer.” Continue to fill the world with wonder.

chapdude6.13.09 @ 11:51pm

funniest video I’ve ever seen

Neelreel6.18.09 @ 12:55pm

Fuck! Jon Salmon!!

Fuckmedry6.19.09 @ 10:50am

My kidneys fell straight the fuck outta my body… awesome

kobethisisme6.20.09 @ 10:01am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is the best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boom-shakalaka6.20.09 @ 1:14pm

damn!!!!!!
when it ended i was speechless for two seconds then started laughing my ass off!!

matttalksfast6.22.09 @ 6:51pm

good. good.

MitchRapp6.23.09 @ 10:19am

AMAZING. hahaha.
Everyone’s got a friend who always asks dumb questions like that. JUST DRINK AND STFU !

VolksDragon6.25.09 @ 1:06pm

SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP

Dan6.26.09 @ 11:11pm

Holy crap, hilarious!

Erick S.6.28.09 @ 11:22am

the best video ever!!!!!!!!

kazhe6.30.09 @ 4:13pm

hahah straight up!!  thats what us mexicans do

bakedncaked7.01.09 @ 9:55pm

5 Second Films, best enjoyed high.

Evan Glodell7.10.09 @ 6:08pm

Holy shit!

hauff7.11.09 @ 2:25am

S.T.F.U!....Beyond Epic

Brendaneon7.14.09 @ 12:26pm

to funny to put into words!!!!!!  I got it!      shut the fuck UP!  da da dadadadadadadadadadadaSMACK SMACK!!!!!  LOL!!! smile

Vito7.23.09 @ 11:55am

This video jank

pelotudo8.03.09 @ 8:04am

hahahahah,
awebo, 5 de mayo es la mamada xDD

Xtopher8.03.09 @ 8:21pm

Oh… thank you!

CPUSA member8.25.09 @ 11:49pm

........???? WHAT THE FUCK??

Koori-kun9.19.09 @ 2:57pm

JAJAJA PENDEJADA EPICA!!!

I’ve seen it so much times now and still cracks me up xDDD

Beer person9.29.09 @ 5:15pm

Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “fifth of May”) is a regional holiday in Mexico, primarily celebrated in the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico.[1][2] The holiday commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín

ant9.29.09 @ 5:57pm

hey watch ur head, hahaha

MilkMan10.05.09 @ 10:52am

haaaa my face hurts.. classic

ManSan10.09.09 @ 9:36pm

hahahahahhaha, that was so funny I watched as I was drinking beer, this Mexican loved it, thanks.

The Leetnes10.10.09 @ 7:57pm

I think I’m stupid just by watching that and I’ve seen some stupid stuff that’s how awsome this video is

Ben10.12.09 @ 8:44am

The last great 5 second film

The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.16.09 @ 6:49pm

AH! love how they end it with Lo siento!!! LOL!!!

The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.20.09 @ 1:57pm

and beer person, this WAS my favorit video, you killed it u fuck if sum1 wants to figure out what Cinco de mayo is they can look it up, y sebas que cinco de mayo es nada especial, donde tu ayudar va? Wikipeda? Muy no chervera!

Ben Paul10.25.09 @ 1:52pm

Jon Salmon!

Beckie!11.28.09 @ 4:53pm

I laugh out loud at this everytime.

cudeestjun11.28.09 @ 8:32pm

BEST VIDEO EVER!

Mikser12.16.09 @ 1:37pm

Man, dis thing go crazy now like chain reaction.
People look up cinco de mayo on wiki and their friends tell them to shut the fuck up

Micheal1.13.10 @ 3:28am

Your article gave me as much help!
Very nice video. Thanks for that.
Latest info on shopping.

Kinch1.14.10 @ 6:10am

WHY IS HE HITTING HIMSELF

J MAN1.16.10 @ 2:59pm

How did he get all that beer so fast

MikeKuhl1.22.10 @ 3:43pm

MAJOR AWESOMMEENESSS!!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I’M STILL LAUGHING

MikeKuhl1.22.10 @ 3:46pm

isaac is gay

io1.23.10 @ 12:40am

Zaragoza must be rolling about in his tomb _._

Bunnee1.28.10 @ 4:38pm

i wish i had awesome beer powers like that… god i’m jealous now.

bulletproof1.31.10 @ 6:58pm

sorry, but what music plays the end?

Olo2.01.10 @ 9:34am

Olo2.01.10 @ 9:44am

Being a mexican, I’ve always felt that this celebration is overrated.

I mean, almost a year after that, the city of Puebla fell to the french invaders anyway

*sigh*

to the french… of all people…

Van2.07.10 @ 8:21pm

I love how with every word in his response, “Shut the F up” he magically grows another beer in his hands!  It is one of the most hilarious moments I’ve ever experienced in my life.  Suffice to say I am a very big drinker, yet I laughed my a-hole off at this while completely sober.

wolfagar2.14.10 @ 12:06am

hahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

ЫФАГ2.14.10 @ 5:34am

бляяяяяяяя)) это айс)))

ChrissyB2.16.10 @ 12:35pm

I can’t begin to describe how hilarious this is.

FrndlyMisanthrpe2.16.10 @ 2:55pm

Lol, lo siento means, “I am afraid”

wolfagar2.17.10 @ 9:37pm

no, “lo siento” means “I’m sorry”

MineTruly2.18.10 @ 5:34pm

Did anyone else notice that with each word Brian says, he’s holding one more beer?

@truly2.21.10 @ 11:01pm

no. nobody elsed noticed. it’s not like it was the entire point of the video. Man, now that you pointed that out for the rest of us, that makes this video so much better.

wow. thank you. thank you for your super powers of observation.

@truly@2.27.10 @ 12:18pm

@ @truly, take a chill pill brah, your arguing and making a scene on a public comment board. Big man!

Mark Janse3.28.10 @ 11:25am

This video gives reason to the internet.

Art4.10.10 @ 7:28pm

There’s so much win here its unreal.

dilla5.05.10 @ 9:41am

I’m going to watch this aallllll day

Checker5.05.10 @ 9:49am

Same here, dilla. husband51

Da Mangaka5.05.10 @ 1:25pm

Yup…that’s pretty much 5 de Mayo there. Epic 5 seconds are Epic…

bella5.05.10 @ 5:43pm

happy cinco de mayo everyone!

Lank5.05.10 @ 9:35pm

Fucking hilarious.

Also, Brian was so serious the lamp burnt out behind him!

Zachary5.06.10 @ 2:00am

Fact: this is your best video yet…hahahaha

Kaidou5.06.10 @ 9:39pm

Rooster Teeth linked to this video. You guys should feel proud!

Gamers United6.01.10 @ 1:07am

Here’s a real reason to party: free xbox live timecodes!

go here: bit.ly/d20N88

Don’t let the secret out though…..

Brian Jameson6.10.10 @ 1:30pm

lulz, i lulz for cinq minutes

miep6.15.10 @ 8:52am

yaaay, heineken is the best =D

AnarchistGrandpa7.06.10 @ 11:59am

funniest 5sf i’ve seen so far! brians a lightwieght tho, getting retarded after one beer! thats a party foul btw raspberry

AnarchistGrandpa7.06.10 @ 12:00pm

and pause it at 0:05 to see the funniest face ever made

Nick7.29.10 @ 10:50pm

best frickin video ive ever seen

http://5sf.at/273

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