Axe Legend Ray Dick’s Community Service
Step One: Wrap your 1974 MGB around a lightpost outside Marks & Spencer. In broad daylight.
Step Two: Come clean about your itty-bitty speedball addiction.
Step Three: Get your brother to set up a camcorder for you and do something for the kids.
Step Four: Put on your paisley shirt and it’s that bloody simple.


???3.26.09 @ 7:15am
Loved the video game music and that awesome solo.
obeythepenguin3.28.09 @ 1:10pm
Seagull, nice—I just bought a Seagull 12-string about a week ago. And is that other one a Fender?
Kazhe7.01.09 @ 8:25am
hahah thats not even the sound those frets make
Earthbreaker12.04.09 @ 5:25pm
@Kazhe
...and yet you ignore the fact that it’s an acoustic guitar?
squamplydumpler12.15.09 @ 4:09am
he had a hookah pipe!
wpk9142.08.10 @ 10:01pm
has always been my favorite
cronin_burger3.26.10 @ 11:48am
Bugga!! Hilarious: 9/10
jgabor5.02.10 @ 6:53am
The “video game music” is actually Black Sabbath’s Paranoid in a MIDI version.
ME7.21.10 @ 10:10am
Wow, this is one I never saw before!
http://5sf.at/230
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