Bath Tub Gin
Some DIY-gin snobs say dirty friends are great for the fermenting process. But don't just take the first drink they offer you! Eventually their life force succumbs to the eroding power of the alcohol and their bodies shrivel up into dry husks. Right before they die, the last drink they offer you with their trembling old man hands is as good as the gin gets. That's really when it's at its smoothest.