Clark Kent’s Close Call
At the Daily Planet's white elephant Christmas party, Clark wound up getting the gag gift: A pair of dorky, oversized, Stay-On glasses and a custom shirt with the words Definitely Not Superman puff-painted on. "Very funny, everyone," he chuckled a little too loudly. "Very funny indeed."
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Los Angeles =/= Metropolis.
This was so funny it was posted to the Senor Gif and Superheroes portals of memebase.com.
So Superman sees Wonder Woman tanning in the nude. He thinks, “I’m faster than a speeding bullet. I can be done before she knows it.” So he swoops in and wham bam thank you mam. Wonder Woman says, “What was that?” to which the Invisible man replies, ” I don’t know but my ass is killing me!” /rimshot
This is the funniest fucking thing ever!
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@RenalFailure: That question was asked and answered many, many years ago.
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Clearly, you don’t know that Superman is a dick.
So superman is manly abe lincoln look alike?
Too easy55
Penthouse answered that question years ago. The answer is yes.
Clearly no one here has seen it. Superman, as always, has the power of memory erasing. Or the power to pick up a continent of kryptonite. WTF batman all the way.
when hancock had sex in his famous movie “Hancock,” starring Will Smith, he ejaculated through the roof i kid you not.
I don’t get this.
Ha, laughed out loud. This makes up for “save the date”
couldn’t he just shove his tounge down his throught to make him forget?
worked on lois.
JUST thought of something. Superman could be tripped.
This is classic. Kal-El’s only disguise was his hat and glasses, so naturally anyone who saw Superman’s face would know.
Haha, you can still see his chin after he blows his head off!
I wondered, does the flash’s speed ever get in the way of that? I mean, you’d imagine he’d finish83 early.
5 Seconds > Smallville.
I haven’t laughed out loud in a long time. That was great.
im saying56 he shoots a laser out of his genitalia when he climaxes.
Alternately, he could have punched the guy so hard that he goes into a coma.
Since this is going to go off on a tangent, I will humor this idea. The prospect of superheroes engaging in sexual activity is always amusing to think about.
Superman would have speed and stamina beyond any normal human, so I think it would take a while before he “cums”. I don’t know if Lois would be able to withstand that, even though women statistically are able to last much longer than men with multiple orgasms.
Other superheroes would have more interesting issues in that area, but overall, Superman does not have any problems besides being the most desirable man to have sex with (If his drive really is that way).
I don’t think its necessary to discuss this further. Keep it “PG” people. lol
I always wondered if Superman cumming into Lois would basically rip a hole right through her.