It Ain’t Shakespeare

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Some glory in seconds, some 5-Second Films Some in their puns, some in their artless force, Some in their websites, though new-fangled ill, Some in their Robodogs, some not as coarse; And every humor hath his adjunct pleasure, Wherein it finds a joy above the rest: But these particulars are not my measure; All these I better in one general best. My plays are better than you'll ever be, Sharper than puns, richer than bandwidth's cost, Of more delight than "Soldier Story;" And knowing thus, for all your pride I boast: Wretched is your product, that I must puke Never write scripts, my most stern rebuke.


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