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Men have a version of Femhalt, too. It’s called filling up on bread at a restaurant and washing it down with soda and milkshakes. And only one of these versions has been banned by the FDA.

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Kevin5.04.09 @ 1:10am

Kevin5.04.09 @ 1:12am

and what the hell preceded “now you don’t have to” in the commercial!?

Adam5.04.09 @ 7:49am

GIRLS POOP!?!?

tricky pete5.04.09 @ 8:01am

I assume it was something along the lines of “do you hate pooping? ... now you don’t have to”

Hich5.04.09 @ 8:45am

Girls poop roses and fart sunshine.  Everyone knows this.

cause345.04.09 @ 9:57am

girls poop roses? those thorns must be a bitch on the way out.

Jason5.04.09 @ 10:22am

Hear it makes them bleed about once a month.

Tom5.04.09 @ 11:22am

This product would be highly beneficial for Mr. Mayor.

Philistine5.04.09 @ 12:08pm

my girlfriend’s poop smells like rosewater and cinnamon buns. she’s also imaginary.

ElArabDeMagnifico5.04.09 @ 2:01pm

Mythbusters found out that girls poop.

I still refuse to believe it.

jubbs5.04.09 @ 5:06pm

Love it.

Daniel5.07.09 @ 5:39pm

Odd place for a stand-up bass.

Nanami5.14.09 @ 10:22am

GPT, MO’FUCKERS!

Earthbreaker6.03.09 @ 9:56am

I didn’t notice the bass until you pointed it out Daniel

swami chandrasekar6.21.09 @ 7:27pm

just cant understand what to be understood

SpoonMan6.24.09 @ 7:52pm

“YOU POOP?!” LOL

FunkooZegoida8.12.09 @ 8:42am

“You poop?!”  loloolloolloool

the one and only...10.04.09 @ 5:27pm

i poop(ed)

the one and only...10.04.09 @ 5:29pm

and by the way, that girl has a very low self-esteem if she thinks less pooping will make her more likable.

Chris10.21.09 @ 12:48pm

Super Mario Bros 3!

TheMissMalave1.15.10 @ 2:27pm

Yes We Poop Wanna See ? :D <3

I want Brian.6.19.10 @ 3:00pm

i love this so much, because the comments just add the perfect amount of background information!
...roses, cinnamon buns… this is great!

Nate6.23.10 @ 1:13pm

I love this one.

http://5sf.at/272

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