New Toy
Warning: This film is Rated R for extreme depictions of brutal,
graphic violence, torture, cannibalism and hardcore partying. Children
under 18 not admitted to “New Toy,” and parents are strongly
cautioned.


Lucky Cynic9.15.09 @ 12:13am
Noooo! Not the kitty!
bross9.15.09 @ 4:29am
thats what im talkin about, a prime 5SF.
kill the hell outa that cat.
Miyon9.15.09 @ 6:22am
I love the thumbnail.
Earthbreaker9.15.09 @ 8:00am
The fear in it’s eyes…
nickyt3989.15.09 @ 8:51am
o.o
i love it
Jim9.15.09 @ 10:38am
that was amazing.
haha, that totally made my day, too
Jacob9.15.09 @ 1:17pm
LOVE how the cats name is C-Pain
Johnny D9.15.09 @ 3:00pm
hahahhah that was fuckin funny
love brian’s wierd face at the beginning
“your world is mine hahahaha”
Enabsflow9.15.09 @ 4:09pm
You need to make more of this series. I’m thinking C-Pain with a machine gun screaming ‘Why won’t you just die!?”
PETA9.15.09 @ 5:20pm
Catsploitation!
lolFurry9.15.09 @ 9:35pm
That’s such a good shot going into C-Pain’s face
Zool9.16.09 @ 11:36pm
c-pain or Sea Paint?
Jacob9.17.09 @ 8:09am
its def C-Pain, why the hell would it be Sea Paint?
Mandark9.17.09 @ 3:02pm
This is beautiful, yet so terrible!
Epic9.21.09 @ 8:07pm
what a catastrophe that little kitty better sit back relax so not to go catatonic while worrying about that! lol vid rocked
Stefan9.21.09 @ 9:06pm
WTF is this shit. Fuck off.
Jacob9.22.09 @ 11:24am
seriously dude, wtf is your problem?
Evil Ash9.26.09 @ 10:34pm
The subtle jerk of the cats neck at the very end of the shoot is BRILLIANT. Accidental or not, BRILLIANT.
groonk10.09.09 @ 7:16am
Instant favorite.
Im That Weird Vibe You Get....10.09.09 @ 3:51pm
My Cat would KICK its ass…
#1laxer11.13.09 @ 9:14pm
I think the cat just made a dookie in it’s trousers
Kate1.14.10 @ 6:32pm
I STILL WANT C-PAIN!
Ian1.19.10 @ 9:58pm
My favorite part is C-Pain’s subtle turn of the head at the very end.
mean98
In Soviet Russia5.01.10 @ 9:59pm
This NEEDS a sequel. But we won’t get one. Few 5sf’s have gotten a sequel.
V.v.V5.27.10 @ 6:00pm
No! Not basement cat!
QUiXiLVER7.30.10 @ 11:58am
Its the kitty from “absence of towels”
:D
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