"Is your murder machine having a misfortunate malfunction? You know what they say...the first cut is the cheapest! O, but let's give our poor customer a hand - preferably the one half-buried outside of McKinley Park! Otherwise, he'll have to exchange his saw for store deadit! All right, that one was a bit of a stretch, but throw me a bone here, I'm coming up with these off the top of my skull."