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​First, the dancing Coke can with sunglasses failed miserably. Then, the little skeleton doll on the podium thingy that falls apart when you push the know, from those old Volkswagen ads...yeah, that failed too. But soon, he hit upon it! Eureka! The very Spencer's Gifts discount bin item that would unlock the key to her heart! Sadly, as they made love in the pitch-black of the jacuzzi room, he peered over his shoulder to discover that it was the glow-in-the-dark version, staring at him endlessly, compelling him to lose his boner within seconds out of fear and confusion.


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