Slo-Mo Hummingbird

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​Red-Red Juice is a highly sought-after narcotic in multiple hummingbird circles, prized for the clarity of its effects with minimal comedown, and the general redness of the juice. The FBI (Feathered Bureau of Investigation) once organized an infamous sting where they substituted Red-Red for cranberry juice and water and used undercover agents to handle a drop-off. The Flapstreet Gang took the whole drop-off without ever sensing anything was up, mostly because cranberry juice mixed with water is literally Red Red Juice. Hundreds of FBI agents were fired as a result.


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