The Fire Island Players Present: 5-Second Films...
The year after our "Slippery When Wet" entry in the annual 24-hour filmmaking competition at USC ("5 Seconds of Slip"), we stepped it up and brought our B-minus game with a deeper crew, two cameras and luckily a better prompt: "My Eyes Are Killing Me." Also, I guess we had to include a mirror or something. Many consider this 5secondfilms' crowning achievement, for The Brilliant Dr. Eye alone, and I'm not in a real position to say otherwise, since it's the only reason we could have possibly won Best Picture and Audience Choice come awards night. Many thanks to all who participated, the cookies were delicious and the Night Train was pungent.
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OMG the drive thru is the best hands down.
@zander flex
A kaleidoscope of mathematics
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Whats the song playing during the skit at 3:42?
я из рассии я нехуя непонимаю что пиздят во всех фильмах
What I’m wondering is why some of these bits weren’t in the original upload. The dyslexia and prank call bits (for example) weren’t in the video on this site before.
vay mk super :D
MAX GIEGER FROM DEADLIEST WARRIOR! life is complete!
Damnit you guys, I need to go to sleep but I can’t stop watching these! HELP ME!!!
Why am I so powerfully attracted to the girl who cackles maniacally in “Pop Eyes,” and then threatens to remove a man’s eye in “Ping Pong.” What does that say about me? I mean, it can’t be a good sign, can it?
After this video my eyes are killing me!
Absolutely love the Dr. Eye and “Music this way!” bits.
Also, the short haired girl’s physical appearance is of an aesthetically pleasing nature that appeals to me.
The BRILLIANT Dr. Eye! A medical92 hero! man i luv these kind of vidoez! how do peoplz hate Thiz? Opinion iz fair i gess…
“bears don’t drive cars….
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
LOVE IT
I want to see more of pooh
did anybody else get the sex lies audiotape reference?
Awwww the prank call skits were some of my favorites from this vid. :/
why have they been removed they were good!! Anyway, still one of my favorite!
Enjoy those new 5sfs while you can guys, they’re aberrations and are being removed soon.
FIVE NEW FILMS!
..AWESOME
Hm. There are three or four new films in there. Interesting.
ping pong table best one out of all of em
OMG 5SF YOU’VE JUST ADDED NEW SEQUENCES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“HEAVEN CHORUS”
It took me forever to figure out where I recognized that guy from Deadliest Warrior.
The blond guy in the “It’s Not a Tumor” sketch reminds me sooo much of Colin Baker (AKA the 7th Doctor)
It looks like they like the Residents ...
no give him aids
HEY DAN
WHAT’S THAT BRIAN?
myeyesarekillingme
god i love that song, who did it?
That last skit… was the greatest… perfect lip synching. Also great pun.
You mean thats NOT how we listen to music?
that must be a really bad dean why would anyone get rid of the soda machine?!?!?!/?
LOL EYE POD!
Wow! Anti-gay and homophobic skits are SO funny! Ha. Ha. Ha. I thought you dudes were cool until I saw this shit.
I don’t have a witty comment because you all took the ones I had.
FORK YOU!
DUDE, THATS THE GUY FROM DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!!!!!!!! Sorry dude didn’t see ur other blog… Chuck Norris will now kill me because of the redundancy!
No, give him AIDS!
Holy crap! That guy is on Deadliest Warrior now! Nerdgasm!
YES THE EYE OF SARON!!!!!
I was upset at first because I was hoping the credits were going from shortest names to longest, and I was let down. But then I realized they formed the shape of a rough phallus, and I felt better. :D
hahahaha the last one is awesome!!
love your guys work. just found the site the other day, is the fire island players a Last Airbender reference by chance?
Who are they refrencing at Ne Dean?
papa loves mombo….....MOMBOOO! lol that was so weird
notice the abundance of eyes and lack of other body parts WTF WHY DONT YOU LOVE NOSES!
Is that the Max Geiger from “Deadliest Warrior”? hahaha!
No matter how many times I see Dr. Eye It doesn’t get old! Lolz
omg it is!!! max geiger!! lol
no! give him AIDS!
is that the guy from Deadliest Warrior?
Crazy film
Pause at the 2:56 (eyeChat) (Am I supposed to be the guy or the girl?) hahhh.
HOLY SHIT MAX GEIGER FROM DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
I appreciate the A Beautiful Mind reference at 2:49. Even though it wasn’t funny. (: This is mostly great, fantastic job guys.
LAWL @ the old ass connection noise when he stabs his eye… lmao… excellent jerb
You guys have outdone yourselves with this one.
eyePod made me laugh. You guys are freaking brilliant.
Video is not working at my side do you remove it—- or its some other problem.
Thanks. I believe I’ve found my universal answer to everything.
Meh, could of been better, maybe be even more abrupt?
Mateus led me to you.
This is fabulous.
we only serve chicken
i love you guys
NO
GIVE HIM AIDS
I believe I’ve found my universal answer to everything.
shhhh eye like to watch
Wrong clay, that “was anyway you want it” by JOURNEY, not rise against, although their cover isn’t bad
- Midsentence: “I heart the ping pong girl”
As do I!
Also of note is the chat text during the eyeChat segment. One of the people typing needed to be reminded whether they were acting as the guy or the girl.
I still think the first is my favourite…
PENGUIN!!! ?! >: <
I watched this compilation once for every genital you own.
every.
genital.
you.
own.
...............
my EARS are killing me… rofl
in the future, we will all listen to music like this! *stabs eye with earphones* ANY WAY U WANT IT!!
magnificent beyond comprehension
I don’t get all the crap about the mirrors. I mean, what the hell was that all about?
2.50 Haha!
“NO!!! Give him aids!”
anyway you want it by rise against, nice
i heart the ping pong girl.
‘“Gay” to mean “bad” is discriminatory. Not to mention lazy writing.’
It’s also hilarious, fag.
Not their best… I suppose it’s good that they label it their ‘crowning achievement’ in the descrip because they’ve done so much better since.
personally, i like it when they’re not restricted to themes. it’s funny occasionally, but it’s not good for their format.
is markers giving you aids an urban myth or something?
couldn’t finish it. :C i did not enjoy this at all.
3:22 my girlfriend has that shirt. she also has a giant eyeball as a head.
Was that Ray Stokes!?!
what a perfect ending
OWWW!!
My eyes are in tears. my stomach in cramps, my voice is gon. Thank you. Monty Pythonish this stuff of yours . Lovin it Keep it up!
None of this was funny. WTF???
Pooh flipping out makes me do backflips and fistpumps. Epic.
In the future, films will all be made this way!
That blonde kid looks like a cross between Art Garfunkel and Seth Rogan. Strangely hot.
Me are killing my eyes!
I’m not going to lie, I fantasize about Dr. Eye.
Look, he’s even got me writing poetry.
Not sure why, but the “Papa loves mambo” part makes me laugh every time. The guy kind of looks like Ben Stiller.
K, so, lishfips and mockmaw23, since the original context has been deleted, there’s really no point in arguing. This is 5sf, not YouTube.
Bad grammer and punctuation is also lazy. You are also discriminating against lazy people. Bravo on being everything you criticized for.
“Gay” to mean “bad” is discriminatory. Not to mention lazy writing.
OHHH FUUUCK you have no idea how much that last one got to me. That song is on my iPod, too. Too great.
Loved the last one.
“NO! GIVE HIM AIDS!” Saw it on cracked.com.
Random and short. I like this. Where are you guys in the US?
“This is my dad’s stapler, he never keeps it loaded”
LMAO
this shit sucked
Best song ever!!