Broken Clocks
Major credit cards? No! Also, we are dog and child friendly! Do not bring them in. We are closed but the lights are so bright and it's driving me crazy that the light switch isn't working. Please eat shit. Do not come here while we figure this thing out. We love you but we'll be forced to kill you. I don't have a lunch break. I ate a clock yesterday and now my body is ticking. Why do they work inside my body? I'm dyin' here guys, please let me kill you. Come find me and get ready to die, we're closed.
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