"He's got his audience by the short-and-curlies! Why, they're positively scared stiff! As they should be...STDs are no laughing matter. Usually, they're more yellow matter, or clear, or even green! But whatever your color may be, do be safe this Hallow's Eve, kiddies - because Lester Bones just got a check up at the Freak Clinic, and he's testing positive for death! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"