Dirty Boyfriend
He's so dirty that his girlfriend went back in time, enrolled at Bath University, nabbed a cheerleading uniform, got caught on her way back to the time machine by the Dean of Academics, was ordered to go back to class at once, and proceeded to spend four years of higher education all over again, just so she could send her boyfriend (whom she totally had the option of not meeting, ever again, in the new timeline she created for herself, yet chose to stay the course for some bizarre reason) a message about just kinda cleaning up in general and not having chips on his naked chest all the time. This is how time travel was meant to be used.
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