House Full of Love
Roommates? No. No, he definitely never had any roommates. And they certainly never took up an entire rack on the fridge with their pizza boxes, with only one leftover slice inside, no. And they definitely didn't "accidentally" get stabbed to death in an "accidental" "accident." Wait, that sounds confusing. I'm not being sarcastic about the deaths being an accident, I'm saying they didn't die in an accident because they didn't exist. Ever. There, that should clear things up. Where were we? Oh yes, pizza. It's great.
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