It Ain’t Shakespeare
Some glory in seconds, some 5-Second Films
Some in their puns, some in their artless force,
Some in their websites, though new-fangled ill,
Some in their Robodogs, some not as coarse;
And every humor hath his adjunct pleasure,
Wherein it finds a joy above the rest:
But these particulars are not my measure;
All these I better in one general best.
My plays are better than you'll ever be,
Sharper than puns, richer than bandwidth's cost,
Of more delight than "Soldier Story;"
And knowing thus, for all your pride I boast:
Wretched is your product, that I must puke
Never write scripts, my most stern rebuke.
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