Manbortion
You ever passed a kidney stone, son? (Hunkers down, pours six grams of Bushmills in an iced tumbler, lights a Cohiba and exhales) No, I imagine not. You still got a sparkle in your eye. So take the greatest pain a man can feel, short of losing his woman to the war, and multiply it by about a thousand. Give that stone some eyes and teeth, a heart and a soul, and now you got yourself a little question: Spend $235K to raise it, or $10,000 to repair the shredded, bleeding balloon you got for a pecker?
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