Mike Swap
Slowly but surely, Mike wound up replacing Mike in every single way. The car he drove, the girlfriend he smooched, the paychecks he collected, the parents he loved, the boxer shorts he stank up with his musty balls. Mike, on the other hand, didn't replace Mike in turn. No, that Mike just kinda wound up on the street, unable to hold a job or find suitable shelter from the elements. Then he got hit by a bus. Or something. We don't speak of Mike anymore. Only Mike exists.
End credits music provided by our friends, Manhattan Murder Mystery!
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