Struggling Skywriter
His first message on the job was "Allison Will You MarrExcuse Me One Second Brad, I Just Need To Figure Out How To Fly Lower To Write The Second Line Without Disrupting the First One Just A Moment More Guys You Look So Cute From Down Here You're Going To Make A Great Married Couple I Can Tell Okay Guys I Think I Figured It Out So Brad Get On Your Knee Again Let's Make Allison A Happy Blushing Bride Guys Guys Where Are You Guys Oh Shit I'm In Malibu Now That Explains It Boy Is My Face Red Well Guess I Better Land This Baby Somewhere Hey Malibu If You See Brad And Allison Tell Them I Said Congratulations And Sorry I Didn't Fly Back To Start The Second Line Of This Monstrosity Now Then To Land This Sucker Let's Shoot For The Strip That Sounds Good Right Malibu? Also Where Can I Get A Pepsi When I Land Because I Am Craving A Full-Bodied Blast Of Flavor From America's Favorite Soda And Nothing Less Will Do" and somehow he kept his job. Maybe because he inadvertently set the record for Longest Skywrite, by merely one letter, and you don't just fire the guy who set the Guiness World Record for Longest Skywrite.
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