Worst Toy Ever
Yes Junior, the gift does, in fact, stink. But you get used to the smell. Then you get used to the screaming at 3 AM. Then, you get used to the upchucked formula sprayed all over the high-chair tray. Then, you get used to the embarrassing plane rides. Then, you get used to the constant shopping for new clothes and toys. Then, you get used to the Christmases where they complain that they didn't get the gift they wanted. You'll soon see.
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