Films

  • Door-To-Door Door Salesman

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    9 times outta 10, the customer says no. It’s a tough racket, being a salesman. But what keeps people coming back to this job is that 1...

  • Manbortion

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    You ever passed a kidney stone, son? (Hunkers down, pours six grams of Bushmills in an iced tumbler, lights a Cohiba and exhales) No, I...

  • Brian’s Latest App Idea

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    Ever since I saw someone become a millionaire just for selling an app that tells you to “Stop Buying Apps, Stupid” every time...

  • Breaking Into Hollywood

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    Incidentally, Rousselet’s screenplay was called “Breaking Into Hollywood,” which was about a hardscrabble screenwriter...

  • Hoverbums

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    Ever since Bloomberg demanded all vagabonds get ultra-powerful hover technology installed in their bodies (and on the taxpayer’s dime,...

  • Becky’s Bad Day

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    It is the question that burns deep in the heart of every man, woman and child who suffer quiet indignities and weather harsh times: Who,...

  • The Day After Mother’s Day

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    Take some time out each year to recognize the sacrifice your mom gave in bringing you into this world. Like finding the right doctor, since...

  • Mother’s Day

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    ​Mother’s Day is Sunday. Call your mom. Mother’s Day is Sunday. Call your mom. ​Mother’s Day is Sunday. Call your mom....