Films

  • Rodolfo St. Tenedor, Heartthrob...

    23

    ​Rodolfo “Dolph” St. Tenedor was known far and wide for never pulling off a single successful wedding before lust and carnage...

  • Hot Rod

    47

    ​Admittedly, it needs to be plugged in more often than a Tesla, but that just means it needs wifi and artisanal fair trade coffee every 35...

  • Like Father Like Son

    47

    ​He likes fathers, he likes sons, he likes sisters, he like cousins. Basically what we’re saying is he needs to be in prison before...

  • One Man’s Future

    50

    ​Preston Bronconius wound up killing so many millions of Future Hitlers across space and time that he became known as the “Future...

  • Diction

    36

    ​Childish schoolyard pranks, such as the famous “I can make you speak Indian,” can be easily deterred as seen here. For...

  • Talk To Text

    72

    ​Knowing now that he would have to keep this charade up if it meant staying in a rent-controlled apartment, Joey went on to marry Tim,...

  • Keys, Wallet, Phone

    54

    ​The door locked behind him, and with all the neighbors gone for work, there was no phone he could use to call the bank and cancel his...

  • Fastest Feathers In The West

    42

    ​He slandered his lady, kilt his steed, but worst of all - he lied about the thread count on the down comforter he sold him. Blood, my...