Films

  • Sadness³

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  • Vitamin C You Later

    15

    This was in the original draft of M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Happening,” but was changed in the revisions because the trees...

  • Door-To-Door Door Salesman

    14

    9 times outta 10, the customer says no. It’s a tough racket, being a salesman. But what keeps people coming back to this job is that 1...

  • Manbortion

    10

    You ever passed a kidney stone, son? (Hunkers down, pours six grams of Bushmills in an iced tumbler, lights a Cohiba and exhales) No, I...

  • Brian’s Latest App Idea

    14

    Ever since I saw someone become a millionaire just for selling an app that tells you to “Stop Buying Apps, Stupid” every time...

  • Breaking Into Hollywood

    11

    Incidentally, Rousselet’s screenplay was called “Breaking Into Hollywood,” which was about a hardscrabble screenwriter...

  • Hoverbums

    13

    Ever since Bloomberg demanded all vagabonds get ultra-powerful hover technology installed in their bodies (and on the taxpayer’s dime,...

  • Becky’s Bad Day

    16

    It is the question that burns deep in the heart of every man, woman and child who suffer quiet indignities and weather harsh times: Who,...