Films
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Door-To-Door Door Salesman
79 times outta 10, the customer says no. It’s a tough racket, being a salesman. But what keeps people coming back to this job is that 1...
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Manbortion
9You ever passed a kidney stone, son? (Hunkers down, pours six grams of Bushmills in an iced tumbler, lights a Cohiba and exhales) No, I...
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Brian’s Latest App Idea
13Ever since I saw someone become a millionaire just for selling an app that tells you to “Stop Buying Apps, Stupid” every time...
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Breaking Into Hollywood
11Incidentally, Rousselet’s screenplay was called “Breaking Into Hollywood,” which was about a hardscrabble screenwriter...
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Hoverbums
13Ever since Bloomberg demanded all vagabonds get ultra-powerful hover technology installed in their bodies (and on the taxpayer’s dime,...
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Becky’s Bad Day
16It is the question that burns deep in the heart of every man, woman and child who suffer quiet indignities and weather harsh times: Who,...
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The Day After Mother’s Day
15Take some time out each year to recognize the sacrifice your mom gave in bringing you into this world. Like finding the right doctor, since...
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Mother’s Day
23Mother’s Day is Sunday. Call your mom. Mother’s Day is Sunday. Call your mom. Mother’s Day is Sunday. Call your mom....