Films

  • The Revenanting

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  • What It’s Like To Be The Guy...

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    ​Ugh, here comes the guy who watched his wife get her limbs ripped apart by a robot he built named Buzz, but was reprogrammed by the...

  • Christian Singles

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    ​Wherever your date has to walk to for his little God rod to escape his internal shame radius, you let him. Be it a babblin’ brook,...

  • Fred Alarmisen

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    ​The company was immediately sued into bankruptcy, and oblivion, after their latest brand extension, the “First Alarmisen...

  • Exit Row

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    ​Based on what they just saw, his qualifications were simply too good to ignore. Upon scooping him up at the chain link fence surrounding...

  • Another Success

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    ​There’s nothing quite like the feeling of another Christmas come and gone. All the hustle and bustle of the season, the...

  • Christmas Butter

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    ​He’s in you when you’re sleeping. He’s the glisten in your parents’ teeth when you’re awake. He knows if...

  • 5SF’s Christmas Bonus This...

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    ​Last year everyone got PS4s and a big ol’ honkin’ handjob in the back room where they kept all the extra snacks bought in...