Films

  • Bad Sandwich

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    Sometimes I have dreams that I’m back in high school, about to get onstage in “Inherit the Wind,” and I’ve forgotten...

  • The Mile-Cry Club

    2

    ​When the “fasten seatbelt” sign is lit, that means the lavatory is out of use and you must be returned to your seat with your...

  • Midnight Makeout

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    ​He was shunned from going to the Hipsters NYE Ball, forced to toil in the basement, until his fairy godmother arrived and mumbled, in...

  • Frequent Flyer

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    ​Santa doesn’t deal well with turbulence, ever since he saw the 1997 movie Turbulence, directed by Robert Butler, written by...

  • Caroling In The City

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    ​This earned them a pretty stellar rep amongst the neighborhood trick-or-treaters as “the house that hands out cold, hard, unmarked...

  • Red Christmas

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    ​It all started when he received instructions from Alger Hiss to deliver special presents to Ethel and Julius Rosenberg. Sure, it was a...

  • Santa’s Gotta Brand New Bag

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    ​He waited. Waited in line behind Santa as he went through the X-Ray scanner, hoping he’d have to go through twice. Waited to see if...

  • Don’t Disturb The Fish

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    ​This is what happens when you don’t properly earmark the funds that are meant to be distributed between the Parks & Wildlife...