Mr.Trump Goes to Washington
After he fucked a frog onstage while screaming "FAKE NEWS" in Russian, a fountain of piss exploded and soaked the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, who were singing from blank musical pages in recently-purchased manila folders. The Rockettes were forced to clap as an effigy of Meryl Streep was set on fire. The entire gathered news media published nothing but ellipses and the words "I don't understand" over and over again. Meanwhile, under cover of night, ninja turtle Mitch McConnell repealed Obamacare and replaced it with a pre-existing condition - racism. There, that covers it. Fuck you and fuck this shitty country.