5SF Sells Out

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Joining the viral marketing power of Bramcorp with the hip, edgy sensibility of online content provider 5secondfilms.com, we're able to develop new media solutions that attract a dynamic audience in the target demo, ready to invest in an active, social network-savvy lifestyle that presents interested brands as personality enhancers. Also, fucking kill me now.

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  • Somedumbkid 06.17.12 @ 12:42pm

    Kelesy’s line really sells this one (no pun intended)

  • Eyup 06.04.12 @ 11:38am

    I NEED THAT 9 ELEVEN HAT

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 05.24.12 @ 4:30pm

    @Alan:  I’m seeing green eyes—http://5secondfilms.com/watch/little_white_lie

  • Alan 05.24.12 @ 12:00pm

    Kelsey’s huge brown eyes ...

    ... shut up and take my money ...

  • Alex0tree 05.23.12 @ 4:33pm

    I want that Pizza Slut hat

  • Jasmine 05.23.12 @ 11:41am

    what does the girls hat say?

  • the one and only... 05.18.12 @ 1:09pm

    his hat says 9-eleven… clever, but saddening

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 05.18.12 @ 10:39am

    Yes, but Pizza Sluts suck.

  • neefertiti 05.17.12 @ 8:09pm

    Pizza Slut sucks.

  • padurn 05.17.12 @ 5:40pm

    Who gets an enema at home anymore?

  • Lazarus the Mildly Irritated 05.17.12 @ 5:21pm

    What was he mouthing? It looked like it might have been ‘dad’s shit.’ And if that’s the case, then I think it’s really touching to know how much he cares about his friend’s father’s irritable bowel syndrome.

  • Bob Dole 05.17.12 @ 3:46pm

    Whoa….what just made me say that…...

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 05.17.12 @ 3:39pm

    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM EGGS SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

    /I give this video four subliminal (hotsex) messages
    //admit it, you got the song stuck in your head now

  • BMDNERD 05.17.12 @ 2:17pm

    You should have sold out to American Apparel.

  • Sarah 05.17.12 @ 11:48am

    Whenever you start feeling bad about selling out, go smell your money. It helps.

  • Where'd My Abs Go? 05.17.12 @ 11:44am

    I love the very quiet…“HOOT” at the end XD

  • twiggle the trenchcoat rodent 05.17.12 @ 8:30am

    Do you want fries with that? And aids?

  • Matchstickman 05.17.12 @ 7:39am

    Shut up and take my money already

  • Here's the thing,... 05.17.12 @ 6:43am

    Also, it appears Michael really DOES have a fuckload of those white mental hospital T-shirts.

  • drk 05.17.12 @ 5:36am

    nothing new,
    disappointed in RB deal?:P

  • Here's the thing,... 05.17.12 @ 4:57am

    Thing is, I have no doubt 5sf is going to end up hawking those T-shirts and caps to hipsters. Keep one eye on the merch section.

  • Here's the thing,... 05.17.12 @ 4:54am

    I suspect this comes from meetings reluctantly attended by Brian where he wanted to shoot the first person to use the word ‘synergy.’

    Also, the ‘9-11’ logo on Brian’s cap. Subtle !D

  • monos89 05.17.12 @ 4:35am

    Where can I find a Pizza Slut?

  • Wharrgarbl 05.17.12 @ 3:54am

    Yes, how was your Saturday Michael?

  • Mr Thursday 05.17.12 @ 3:37am

    What DOES the voice over say? Because I want to buy it with money!

  • Mels Bells 05.17.12 @ 2:27am

    I have this sudden urge to buy some Horitos….

  • Man Solo 05.17.12 @ 1:20am

    I’m concentrating on his lip movements so much, I can’t even hear the voice-over.

  • Watch The Whole Epic! 05.17.12 @ 12:47am

    Looks like after effects to me. So no. It’s not a 9-11 hat.

  • cyfkill 05.17.12 @ 12:28am

    Is that seriously a 9-11 hat?

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