They met at a T.G.I. Friday's. She was at a business dinner, he was busy shooting off fireworks. A Roman Candle grazed her Jack Daniel's Ribs, and, well, things just progressed from there.
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smokeless cigarette 06.23.11 @ 12:01am
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Yeah, I Went There11.10.10 @ 1:13pm
This reminds me of John Donne’s “The Flea”.
Cnith05.30.10 @ 5:49pm
*bows down to Mike* I LOVE that pokemon reference!! And no… I will NOT go look Aldakoopa!!
FUCK…. You made me go look… I hate you!!!! LMAO.
Alex03.21.10 @ 1:29pm
Props for Pink Martini! :D
wow01.30.10 @ 7:45pm
she is HOT
MineTruly01.24.10 @ 5:36pm
A mortified “Oh god, I’m so sorry!” is still the POLITE thing to say
.01.06.10 @ 8:33pm
Dan wins for ending his comment surprisingly with a nod to “Stinkfoot”
Rii01.06.10 @ 1:06am
Excellent use of “Sympathique” in the background. That’s a great song.
ME01.05.10 @ 12:32pm
The snot was fake? I thought that was classic Double Herpes snot.
ZombieBuffet01.05.10 @ 11:38am
This is a win.
Dan01.05.10 @ 11:11am
Actually, she was the carrier the first time around. She had just gotten out of a stupid relationship with some sleazy account executive, who had apparently been spending more late nights closing barflies than he did deals.
Then Michael came along; he was a sweet, affable ignoramus who wasn’t going to question why those open sores kept popping up along his “happy highway.”
Little did Olivia know that Michael himself was hiding a debilitating case of Devil Herpes—a rare condition that one contracts while entreating an exchange of one’s male virginity (or, be-hymen) for the extensive collection of Zappa albums that Satan has in mint condition on vinyl.
Otherwise known as, Stinkfoot.
Mike01.05.10 @ 11:10am
I once had double herpes as a kid. Felt like 5 charmanders and a charizard in a fight down there.
Snot Rocket01.05.10 @ 10:44am
Ewwwwwwwwwww.
That is all.
And double herpes? Don’t you think she probably would’ve left him after he gave her herpes the first time around?
Dec01.05.10 @ 8:34am
What dick thought it said “Devil Herpes”... What an ass.
Anyway that was another fucking brilliant one. The fake snot stuff looked horrible!
Adam01.05.10 @ 7:55am
I lost both my parents to double herpes.
Earthbreaker01.05.10 @ 2:09am
That’s some grim shit motherfucker…poor36
Amantalado01.05.10 @ 12:19am
Double Herpes haha
Clever Name01.04.10 @ 11:59pm
Haha, it’s not like you’re gonna get “Devil Herpes”
ROFL
Comments
She already has a herpes?
Thank you so much for this! I haven’t been this thrilled by a post for a long peirod of time! You’ve got it, whatever that means in blogging. Well, Youre definitely someone that has something to say that people need to hear. Keep up the wonderful job. Keep on inspiring the people! 0 likes
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This reminds me of John Donne’s “The Flea”.
*bows down to Mike* I LOVE that pokemon reference!! And no… I will NOT go look Aldakoopa!!
FUCK…. You made me go look… I hate you!!!! LMAO.
Props for Pink Martini! :D
she is HOT
A mortified “Oh god, I’m so sorry!” is still the POLITE thing to say
Dan wins for ending his comment surprisingly with a nod to “Stinkfoot”
Excellent use of “Sympathique” in the background. That’s a great song.
The snot was fake? I thought that was classic Double Herpes snot.
This is a win.
Actually, she was the carrier the first time around. She had just gotten out of a stupid relationship with some sleazy account executive, who had apparently been spending more late nights closing barflies than he did deals.
Then Michael came along; he was a sweet, affable ignoramus who wasn’t going to question why those open sores kept popping up along his “happy highway.”
Little did Olivia know that Michael himself was hiding a debilitating case of Devil Herpes—a rare condition that one contracts while entreating an exchange of one’s male virginity (or, be-hymen) for the extensive collection of Zappa albums that Satan has in mint condition on vinyl.
Otherwise known as, Stinkfoot.
I once had double herpes as a kid. Felt like 5 charmanders and a charizard in a fight down there.
Ewwwwwwwwwww.
That is all.
And double herpes? Don’t you think she probably would’ve left him after he gave her herpes the first time around?
What dick thought it said “Devil Herpes”... What an ass.
Anyway that was another fucking brilliant one. The fake snot stuff looked horrible!
I lost both my parents to double herpes.
That’s some grim shit motherfucker…poor36
Double Herpes haha
Haha, it’s not like you’re gonna get “Devil Herpes”
ROFL