A Fat Kid Mulls His Options

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After this, it's time to pick a pair of cargo shorts, Tivas, and trim the facial hair until only the neckbeard remains unshaven. And then it's time to troll the internet.

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  • stevan 08.21.11 @ 10:49pm

    This is funny on so many levels !

  • Outdoor Lighting 07.19.11 @ 1:14pm

    Great! I can’t wait to view more of these videos

  • Ethan 07.03.10 @ 12:26am

    Is there anyway you can e-mail me the music used in this clip?  It works brilliantly with the film.

  • minetruly 06.27.10 @ 6:59pm

    “Does this camera angle make me look fat?”

  • austin 06.11.10 @ 10:42am

    I found it sad that I always wear black shirts and cargo shorts. :(

  • alex 06.09.10 @ 10:39am

    I like how he’s trying to look fat
    haha

  • lou 06.09.10 @ 4:31am

    as a teenager i was the fat kid and i only wore black t-shirts :(

  • meep 06.08.10 @ 6:30pm

    nice love handles tubs.

  • Ditto 06.06.10 @ 5:17pm

    Music, facial expression and food rolling down stomach made this vid Looool

  • Dr. Sakuya, PhD 06.04.10 @ 6:05pm

    Anyone else reminded of the Super Mario Land undergound music?

  • Arabian 06.03.10 @ 10:37am

    Yea the music is by far the funniest part hahahaha

  • Breaking News 06.02.10 @ 3:07pm

    Meanwhile in America…

  • Failed Punchline 06.02.10 @ 5:49am

    rugrats anyone?

  • Maria 06.01.10 @ 1:43pm

    Brian, YOU ARE NOT FAT. There I said it on the internet. It must be official.

    PS: the fact you had to film looking upwards to find the most unflattering angle you could proves my point. smile

  • Wuffers 06.01.10 @ 3:32am

    Since I’m fat as a teen does that mean I get to be skinny as an adult…
    ... Please. u_u
    Hmmm neck beards.

  • obscurerreference 05.31.10 @ 9:21pm

    Well.. black IS slimming.

  • blah 05.31.10 @ 9:11pm

    It’s Tevas. C’mon.

  • Mahshmello boy 05.31.10 @ 4:11pm

    omg im a teen and i was like super fat but i had to rewatch all of futurama before the new season started and now im like a tiny tiny bit fat. its scarey. MAKE IT STOP. im not gonna stop eating all ice cream, im just gonna run a lot or something….

  • Nic 05.31.10 @ 3:40pm

    Would it kill you guys to get an actual fat actor? My immersion is ruined.

  • Johnny Utah 05.31.10 @ 2:25pm

    Firs….. Shhhiii… Oops

    Stay47
    Pay26

  • Broguts 05.31.10 @ 10:46am

    Ha!  Their singing a song from banjo kazooie!

  • Pulatso 05.31.10 @ 10:35am

    Know what would help get rid of that gut? Drinking FRUITSLAM!!!

  • sRc 05.31.10 @ 9:51am

    just wait, wererat2000, I too was skinny while I was a teenager, then became fat once i joined the ranks of the working stiffs… it will happen to YOU!

  • Gamecube 05.31.10 @ 9:19am

    Why couldn’t you make it about memorial day!?!? And answer me please!!

  • russsian 05.31.10 @ 9:02am

    He has only one way to stop being fat…

  • Odd 05.31.10 @ 8:24am

    Grey would be better.

  • Petter 05.31.10 @ 6:34am

    Pick the black one.

  • xxemiliahxx 05.31.10 @ 6:07am

    you make my week days bearable

  • wererat2000 05.31.10 @ 5:47am

    i am one of the few people on the internet that can say i do not look like that.
    but i’m still a teenager, so that could change soon… crap.

  • Fat Kid Mulling His Options 05.31.10 @ 3:16am

    hahaha that music was awesome

  • forgetmenow 05.31.10 @ 2:06am

    I don’t know what I was expecting, but for some reason it wasn’t a Fat Kid Mulling His Options….

  • Kleiner 05.31.10 @ 12:15am

    That better be a double double
    -_-

  • uglyjustin 05.31.10 @ 12:13am

    I don’t think you’re fat buddy.  But I like the sandwich/fallingonstomochnonsense.

  • Jiggly Rolls of Fat 05.30.10 @ 11:44pm

    No one makes fun of my jiggly rolls of fat! It also offends me that the actor in the role of my jiggly rolls of fat is not fat!

  • Comptroller 05.30.10 @ 11:23pm

    90% of the 5sf fanbase is going to be very hurt that you’re poking fun at their jiggly rolls of fat.

  • Sheffeazy 05.30.10 @ 11:05pm

    .....wow

  • dev 05.30.10 @ 11:01pm

    So disturbing in a really adorable way.

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