Absence of the Towels

A guy like that should wear a warning, It’s dangerous, & She’s fallin’

Watch Utah’d version of the famous 5SF “Overworked, Underpaid”
http://youtu.be/eU0l2AeceR4

Silence of the lambs..?

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  MY FAVORITE BY FAR!!!

shit this one was great!!! all its missing is “Goodbye Horses” by Q Lazzarus

4th!!!

xdd Im glad I stayed up to watch this.. how do you guys do this every day and still not run out of ideas

Oh my god… new favorite.

Firenzi, you have balls and I love you for it. No homo.
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It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!

clerks 2 reference, ha.

Brian, I want to have all your babies now.

ohh FUCK.

CANNOT UNSEE.

My new favorite. This was good26.

....now I want to vomit again.
Man oh man that was messed up, you’ve got balls appearing naked in a 5sf Brian, even though you’ve got them crammed back in a fruit bowl.

Where’s the Europe Scoring card?

i dont understand what he is saying…

hahahahahahaha amazing

Would you fuck me Jon?
You’d fuck me so hard.

oh my god brian. i love you for this.

i’m scared now thanks

if only we could get olivia to do this…

hot 5SF aciton 10/10

banned in 48 countries including canada

i agree with David, goodbye horses playing as you walked across would have made it gold.  but other then that this is one of the best ones yet

Ah, just sat down to lunch, let’s check out what 5SF has to offer…

/BLEARGH
/just lost my mind42

‘cept i think goodbye horses iz by garvey.

@ ya mutha
‘clerks 2 reference?’ really?
fucking kids these days…

reallly….

hahahahahahahaha, good god!

this should be on the front page past ‘Twilight’ Test Screening

This needs to be the new #1!!!!!!

yup, been down that road.

haha. it is funny bcuz he cusses in evry sntnce

Brian Firenzi: A truely dedicated thespian/psychopath
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Brian needs to get a real job29

this…has to be…hands down…the greatest 5sf of all time. it shall97 live on forever in all of us.

Anyone else notice how Brian has a towel on in the shower?

jon? that’s not worley, is it?

I declare this clip to be

AWESOME!!!

Best 5sf ever, hands down

I loved how pissed Jon gets.

Best one yet…f-ing hilarious.

knee walking….I’d hate to see the back end view…..

MY EYES!!!!!!!
OH, GOD!!!!!!! MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!!!!!!

On a side note, Brian, you’ve got balls as big as church bells. And I’m glad they were hidden.

One of the funniest 5sf’s. Seriously.

for sure definitely my new favorite 5sf

also I have to commend you on a Silence of the Lambs reference AND a Clerks 2 reference in the same video
almost impossible
but you pull it off, just for us

lol its like that thing Chris did on Family Guy that one time when Meg ruined his rep at highschool for being a cool asshole lol ... so much for his social79 life

Anyone else notice John has a horse puppet on his hand?

Holy christ, I didn’t see that. Now this is funny on a whole new level.
ALL THIS SUBTLETY IS BLOWING MY MIND.

Pretty sure that’s C-Pain’s toy kitten.

I have watched this at least 20 times now, and laughed my ass off every single time.

@JU5SF

That was terrible. Please go away.

Why couldn’t that have been Kelsey Gunn or Olivia Dudley?

ahahahahha thats amazingly funny!!1

I loved his walk!! lol God dammit! lol

mangina for the…win?

HE HAS A TOWEL ON IN THE SHOWER

WHAT THE FUCK

lol.

I love the voice he does XD

Zass that hoopy frood Brian Firenzi! There’s a cat who doesn’t know where his towel is!

Where the hell is the new 5sf? It’s past 12 and I’ve been refreshing for a good 8 minutes now, getting impatient.

Every weekday, Mr. Patient.

I’m amazed by his commitment to the production of the movie.
Bravissimo!

P.S.: I’m clapping with one hand

lol, Buffalo Bill, THAT SCENE WAS SO FUCKING NASTY! @ eghdgojert
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@the one and only…
nah, that’s not Jon Worley, that’s Jon Salmon.

is anyone going to ask about the stuffed kitty?

Haha. It IS Silence of the Lambs

made me LOl so hard I pee’d a little bit

You gotta admit, that is one unique sideways walk.  And, that is a hairy man with a kitten doll.  Good thing the video is so short46.

Definitively one of my favorites!
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I love this. Best one I’ve seen yet!

Hahahahaha one of the best by far.

How old is a little boy when he realizes he can make his package “go away”?

I have not stopped laughing for 5 minutes.  I’m in tears.  haha Nice work.

one of the biggest comment generators I’ve seen
Anyhow, the funniest thing about it for me is I actually did that a while back…

Wow. He really is playing with a little stuffed kitty.
:D

Dear god.  I went and played this on a 42 inch screen for a room full of friends, and couldn’t hear the last line over the laughter.  This and “Super Psyched” are the best.

I am literally in tears, laughing my ass off after i’ve already watched it 50 times.

Def my favorite.

Phil Hoffman from Happiness at the end there. Good one.

Oh man…That got me. That was hilarious!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha. this is one of the funniest ish i ever saw. hahahahahahaha.

I’ll admit, that the first thing that comes to mind when I’m out of towels is not serial killers.

Hard to threaten someone with a hose when they’re already wet.

Right after a shower is the perfect time to apply lotion, though.

Hahahahahaha.  Well played, gentlemen.

This is my all time favorite.  Thank you!!!

Was that James Hetfield at the end? Oo

Anyway, that… was…. AWESOME!!1!1!!!

ya mutha7.23.10 @ 12:25am
“clerks 2 reference, ha.”

You are either the biggest troll in the world or proof of why Kevin Smith needs to die.

That is the best thing I have ever seen.

The funniest part is the reaction, because it perfectly conveys just how often this shit happens.

Aaaaa oh my god even though my eyelids have been charred by this, I watched it more then 10 times. It’s disturbing for the fact that my friends would actually do stuff like this.

shitting my pants laughing. i had about twenty people around the computer at work the other night crying laughing.

Nice colors on this one.

The reason Brian was hired in the first place was for his uncanny ability to impersonate serial killers.