Amnesiac Bridge Troll
The real bitch of it is, you have to give each of those three questions a different answer, and if he doesn't believe you on all of them, you're getting eaten. The smart ones say "Under a Bridge, Silver Spring, and North America," and they make it out with just a limb missing or something.
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No one forgave me
It makes me so very sad
Time to die, says Roy
Under a bridge, Silver Spring, and on MTV’S PIMP MY CRIIIIIIIIIIB!
sorry, should be wood bridge, not wooden
I hope everyone who counted the syllables on their fingers can find it in their hearts to forgive me
Under a wooden bridge
Amongst some shrubbery. Ni!
In a weird place, man
There! Answered three different ways and in a haiku
Next thing you know he’ll be asking about the flight pattern of a European swallow carrying a coconut…
Drei gläser.
To follow up, I have to wonder if this is the aftermath of the “Bluebird” 5sf’s.
One would think his questions would be:
1. Where am I?
2. Who am I?
3. What the hell is on my face?
What’s with bad Haikus?
Your syllables are all off
Bosom for the win
/I give this video four awesome raccoon goatees
He can’t remember because the weasel that’s attacking his chin has already sucked his brains out.
You’re under a bridge.
You’re probably in Silver Lake.
You’re at the punchline.
.........Dad?
I don’t remember what I was going to write
I cannot remember what this 5sf (5sf? really?) was about
Bring back Kelsey Cat
Paul is wearing pants.
Paul was in the CIA. Saw a bluebird under the bridge… Yeah, there’s a dead body under there.
FUCK this is funny.
I think the description writer also has amnesia.
At least he didn’t threaten to eat them, should they answer wrong. After all, he’d never find out if they told the truth or not.