Even worse, you have to file every body with a matching TPS report in the back room. Every time. Or the underboss will catch you.
Lucky Cynic7.20.09 @ 3:00am
They certainly don’t make them like they used to.
BJ Garado7.20.09 @ 3:23am
hahaha one of my favourites
Nigel7.20.09 @ 6:57am
Plagiarized from The Prestige.
Silly7.20.09 @ 6:59am
I like it^^
but if i was him, i’d use my copy to do my work…
Dan7.20.09 @ 10:44am
@Nigel - yeah, I think Chris Nolan the first to tackle the dilemma of those dastardly dopplegangers. And I’ve been studying films since 2004.
Jim7.20.09 @ 11:29am
nice recoil from getting shot, there. i like that…
SpellingNaziAttack!7.20.09 @ 1:29pm
@Dan, it’s “doppelgangers.”
Annoying Guy on the Internet7.20.09 @ 1:47pm
The correct spelling is actually doppelgänger, the word being German in origin. I’d expect a Nazi, such as yourself, to know better…
ÜmlautAttack!7.20.09 @ 2:00pm
Most English dictionaries give both with/without the ümlaut, as with the word “umlaut” itself. The ümlaut, in this case, represents a vowel mutation (the Germanic “a-mutation”) that isn’t present in the English form of the noun.
SpellingNaziAttack!7.20.09 @ 2:04pm
Looks like Annoying Guy can suck my doppel-cöck.
Me7.20.09 @ 2:47pm
Ok, that’s my new band Name: Doppel-Cöck.
moog7.20.09 @ 2:57pm
The violence… the sweet violence…
zambo.7.20.09 @ 3:43pm
My captcha is ‘position69.’ Is the site trying to imply that Michael and his doppelgänger have a sordid history we don’t know about?
man living in your sink7.20.09 @ 4:49pm
why would he kill a copy? that would be AWESOME to talk to yourself and do other kickass things!
tricky pete7.20.09 @ 5:09pm
I agree with the man living in my sink… finally someone to sit on the other end of the teeter-totter
Enabsflow7.21.09 @ 9:07pm
I like that though, Mr. Tricky Pete. A me to push me on the swings. And beat at poker. And give a mowhawk. And push of a bridge when their nerves fail to jump even though they’re attached to bungee equimpent. Oh the fun could go on endlessly.
doofus7.22.09 @ 1:22am
Love the use of Kenny G to emphasize the loss of redundant lives.
lord of the rings freko7.22.09 @ 11:30am
hmm… apparently the copier has adapted sauron’s eye as a lens.
my name is7.28.09 @ 7:42pm
PC LOAD LETTER
Cgreggtizo8.08.09 @ 11:21pm
I would love a copy I would have 18 of me to play with myself…in comunity baseball
S c4r f4c38.28.09 @ 9:21am
OMG LOL
Michael Bolton9.12.09 @ 1:27pm
PC Clone Letter? What does that even mean!
ARISEL9.14.09 @ 8:56pm
The clone could have been useful
MineTruly1.26.10 @ 4:28pm
“Prestige” was my first thought, too. Why doesn’t it occur to these people to set up a secret little town where all their clones can live out happy lives? Or even have each clone move to a different place, hundreds of miles apart, and, if noticed to have a double, be like, “Yeah, that’s my twin.”
Failed Punchline3.10.10 @ 9:28am
Primer, Anyone?
MJL3.27.10 @ 1:39pm
^Primer, indeed!
Deutsch Muttersprachler5.29.10 @ 4:27pm
“Most English dictionaries give both with/without the ümlaut, as with the word “umlaut” itself. The ümlaut, in this case, represents a vowel mutation (the Germanic “a-mutation”) that isn’t present in the English form of the noun. “
Native-German Speaker here, it’s Umlaut, not Ümlaut, you idiot. There is no “ümlaut”.
Bahahahahahah7.14.10 @ 6:12am
5SF: 3/5
Comments: 6/5
minetruly9.07.10 @ 12:10am
You did Twilight, you did The Prestige, now how about Inception?
Lucky Cynic7.20.09 @ 3:00am
They certainly don’t make them like they used to.
BJ Garado7.20.09 @ 3:23am
hahaha one of my favourites
Nigel7.20.09 @ 6:57am
Plagiarized from The Prestige.
Silly7.20.09 @ 6:59am
I like it^^
but if i was him, i’d use my copy to do my work…
Dan7.20.09 @ 10:44am
@Nigel - yeah, I think Chris Nolan the first to tackle the dilemma of those dastardly dopplegangers. And I’ve been studying films since 2004.
Jim7.20.09 @ 11:29am
nice recoil from getting shot, there. i like that…
SpellingNaziAttack!7.20.09 @ 1:29pm
@Dan, it’s “doppelgangers.”
Annoying Guy on the Internet7.20.09 @ 1:47pm
The correct spelling is actually doppelgänger, the word being German in origin. I’d expect a Nazi, such as yourself, to know better…
ÜmlautAttack!7.20.09 @ 2:00pm
Most English dictionaries give both with/without the ümlaut, as with the word “umlaut” itself. The ümlaut, in this case, represents a vowel mutation (the Germanic “a-mutation”) that isn’t present in the English form of the noun.
SpellingNaziAttack!7.20.09 @ 2:04pm
Looks like Annoying Guy can suck my doppel-cöck.
Me7.20.09 @ 2:47pm
Ok, that’s my new band Name: Doppel-Cöck.
moog7.20.09 @ 2:57pm
The violence… the sweet violence…
zambo.7.20.09 @ 3:43pm
My captcha is ‘position69.’ Is the site trying to imply that Michael and his doppelgänger have a sordid history we don’t know about?
man living in your sink7.20.09 @ 4:49pm
why would he kill a copy? that would be AWESOME to talk to yourself and do other kickass things!
tricky pete7.20.09 @ 5:09pm
I agree with the man living in my sink… finally someone to sit on the other end of the teeter-totter
Enabsflow7.21.09 @ 9:07pm
I like that though, Mr. Tricky Pete. A me to push me on the swings. And beat at poker. And give a mowhawk. And push of a bridge when their nerves fail to jump even though they’re attached to bungee equimpent. Oh the fun could go on endlessly.
doofus7.22.09 @ 1:22am
Love the use of Kenny G to emphasize the loss of redundant lives.
lord of the rings freko7.22.09 @ 11:30am
hmm… apparently the copier has adapted sauron’s eye as a lens.
my name is7.28.09 @ 7:42pm
PC LOAD LETTER
Cgreggtizo8.08.09 @ 11:21pm
I would love a copy I would have 18 of me to play with myself…in comunity baseball
S c4r f4c38.28.09 @ 9:21am
OMG LOL
Michael Bolton9.12.09 @ 1:27pm
PC Clone Letter? What does that even mean!
ARISEL9.14.09 @ 8:56pm
The clone could have been useful
MineTruly1.26.10 @ 4:28pm
“Prestige” was my first thought, too. Why doesn’t it occur to these people to set up a secret little town where all their clones can live out happy lives? Or even have each clone move to a different place, hundreds of miles apart, and, if noticed to have a double, be like, “Yeah, that’s my twin.”
Failed Punchline3.10.10 @ 9:28am
Primer, Anyone?
MJL3.27.10 @ 1:39pm
^Primer, indeed!
Deutsch Muttersprachler5.29.10 @ 4:27pm
“Most English dictionaries give both with/without the ümlaut, as with the word “umlaut” itself. The ümlaut, in this case, represents a vowel mutation (the Germanic “a-mutation”) that isn’t present in the English form of the noun. “
Native-German Speaker here, it’s Umlaut, not Ümlaut, you idiot. There is no “ümlaut”.
Bahahahahahah7.14.10 @ 6:12am
5SF: 3/5
Comments: 6/5
minetruly9.07.10 @ 12:10am
You did Twilight, you did The Prestige, now how about Inception?
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