Another Monday

Left Right

Even worse, you have to file every body with a matching TPS report in the back room. Every time. Or the underboss will catch you.

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Lucky Cynic7.20.09 @ 3:00am

They certainly don’t make them like they used to.

BJ Garado7.20.09 @ 3:23am

hahaha one of my favourites

Nigel7.20.09 @ 6:57am

Plagiarized from The Prestige.

Silly7.20.09 @ 6:59am

I like it^^
but if i was him, i’d use my copy to do my work…

Dan7.20.09 @ 10:44am

@Nigel - yeah, I think Chris Nolan the first to tackle the dilemma of those dastardly dopplegangers. And I’ve been studying films since 2004.

Jim7.20.09 @ 11:29am

nice recoil from getting shot, there. i like that…

SpellingNaziAttack!7.20.09 @ 1:29pm

@Dan, it’s “doppelgangers.”

Annoying Guy on the Internet7.20.09 @ 1:47pm

The correct spelling is actually doppelgänger, the word being German in origin.  I’d expect a Nazi, such as yourself, to know better…

ÜmlautAttack!7.20.09 @ 2:00pm

Most English dictionaries give both with/without the ümlaut, as with the word “umlaut” itself. The ümlaut, in this case, represents a vowel mutation (the Germanic “a-mutation”) that isn’t present in the English form of the noun.

SpellingNaziAttack!7.20.09 @ 2:04pm

Looks like Annoying Guy can suck my doppel-cöck.

Me7.20.09 @ 2:47pm

Ok, that’s my new band Name: Doppel-Cöck.

moog7.20.09 @ 2:57pm

The violence… the sweet violence…

zambo.7.20.09 @ 3:43pm

My captcha is ‘position69.’ Is the site trying to imply that Michael and his doppelgänger have a sordid history we don’t know about?

man living in your sink7.20.09 @ 4:49pm

why would he kill a copy? that would be AWESOME to talk to yourself and do other kickass things!

tricky pete7.20.09 @ 5:09pm

I agree with the man living in my sink… finally someone to sit on the other end of the teeter-totter

Enabsflow7.21.09 @ 9:07pm

I like that though, Mr. Tricky Pete. A me to push me on the swings. And beat at poker. And give a mowhawk. And push of a bridge when their nerves fail to jump even though they’re attached to bungee equimpent. Oh the fun could go on endlessly.

doofus7.22.09 @ 1:22am

Love the use of Kenny G to emphasize the loss of redundant lives.

lord of the rings freko7.22.09 @ 11:30am

hmm… apparently the copier has adapted sauron’s eye as a lens.

my name is7.28.09 @ 7:42pm

PC LOAD LETTER

Cgreggtizo8.08.09 @ 11:21pm

I would love a copy I would have 18 of me to play with myself…in comunity baseball

S c4r f4c38.28.09 @ 9:21am

OMG LOL

Michael Bolton9.12.09 @ 1:27pm

PC Clone Letter?  What does that even mean!

ARISEL9.14.09 @ 8:56pm

The clone could have been useful

MineTruly1.26.10 @ 4:28pm

“Prestige” was my first thought, too. Why doesn’t it occur to these people to set up a secret little town where all their clones can live out happy lives? Or even have each clone move to a different place, hundreds of miles apart, and, if noticed to have a double, be like, “Yeah, that’s my twin.”

Failed Punchline3.10.10 @ 9:28am

Primer, Anyone?

MJL3.27.10 @ 1:39pm

^Primer, indeed!

Deutsch Muttersprachler5.29.10 @ 4:27pm

“Most English dictionaries give both with/without the ümlaut, as with the word “umlaut” itself. The ümlaut, in this case, represents a vowel mutation (the Germanic “a-mutation”) that isn’t present in the English form of the noun. “

Native-German Speaker here, it’s Umlaut, not Ümlaut, you idiot. There is no “ümlaut”.

Bahahahahahah7.14.10 @ 6:12am

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minetruly9.07.10 @ 12:10am

You did Twilight, you did The Prestige, now how about Inception?

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