Art Lover
Throughout time, billionaires the world over have killed starving artists in the name of keeping things unnecessarily expensive. Today however, things have changed, and paintings from dead artists still aren't worth anything until they get in the hands of good ol' "Upsell Tyrell," who is a total whiz with eBay.
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Is it just me, or are there a lot of instances where dying people say “Finally” in 5sf?
Maybe the crew needs to talk to someone.
I don’t claim to know anything about art, but why is Rouss using paint that looks crusted over? Seems like it’d be useless to use the paint in the stage it’s in.
@Mystiquecon What do you mean secretly?
Wait, does this mean that the cast of 5sf is secretly suicidal?
In death, a starving artist, HAS a name.
His name, is Michael Rousselet.
Holy SMOKES!!! Sandoval is back! done doing your cooking show thing…
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Holy jumping crap, it’s Eric! Where the heck has he been?
He must eat a lot of carrots to have such orange blood.
@Pastor Of Muppets
I’ll buy the name and make the site if you generate the list of all movies rosselet dies in. I’ve been tempted to make the site before, but I don’t have the time to re-watch all 1200+ shorts!
I’d hate to get stabbed
@Pastor Of Muppets
One day… one day that will be a real site.
Dammit. Pollock=Fish, Polack=Ethnic Slur.
Pun FAIL
/Should have said Poleaxe
Another one for http://www.rousseletkillcount.com
Seriously, that should be a site.
/I give this video four Polacks, a Wristband and a Dolly
Yes, finally Rousselet dies of a stab wound instead of a gunshot to the head.
You just got Sandoval’d.
This! This guy is back! We haven’t seen him in a long time. We don’t even know his name.
As an aspiring artist, I can assure you about how accurate this portrayal is. I know I look forward to being able to sigh in relief when I am finally killed by a stabbing, putting me out of my misery. None of my art was ever worth anything until death. And probably not much after. Good job, 5SF. You have captured this remarkably well. *applauds*