Art Lover

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Throughout time, billionaires the world over have killed starving artists in the name of keeping things unnecessarily expensive. Today however, things have changed, and paintings from dead artists still aren't worth anything until they get in the hands of good ol' "Upsell Tyrell," who is a total whiz with eBay.


  • lolqctr 12.01.16 @ 11:20am

    AZQNiO iamkblsskvia, bchhaxipwais, [link=]vvzfpsnjcmwo[/link],

  • Gargleblast 03.09.13 @ 10:37am

    Is it just me, or are there a lot of instances where dying people say “Finally” in 5sf?

    Maybe the crew needs to talk to someone.

  • WiffleBall 03.08.13 @ 1:33pm

    I don’t claim to know anything about art, but why is Rouss using paint that looks crusted over? Seems like it’d be useless to use the paint in the stage it’s in.

  • JayD 03.08.13 @ 11:49am

    @Mystiquecon What do you mean secretly?

  • Mystiquecon 03.08.13 @ 10:30am

    Wait, does this mean that the cast of 5sf is secretly suicidal?

  • Cherub Cow 03.07.13 @ 10:09pm

    In death, a starving artist, HAS a name.
    His name, is Michael Rousselet.

  • Ramsess 03.07.13 @ 9:30pm

    Holy SMOKES!!! Sandoval is back! done doing your cooking show thing… raspberry?

  • MatthiasKL 03.07.13 @ 7:46pm

    Holy jumping crap, it’s Eric!  Where the heck has he been?

  • PJF 03.07.13 @ 6:49pm

    He must eat a lot of carrots to have such orange blood.

  • PJF 03.07.13 @ 6:47pm

    @Pastor Of Muppets

    I’ll buy the name and make the site if you generate the list of all movies rosselet dies in.  I’ve been tempted to make the site before, but I don’t have the time to re-watch all 1200+ shorts!

  • lucid_enigma 03.07.13 @ 3:30pm

    I’d hate to get stabbed

  • AverageJoe 03.07.13 @ 10:34am

    @Pastor Of Muppets

    One day… one day that will be a real site.

  • Pastor of Muppets 03.07.13 @ 9:18am

    Dammit.  Pollock=Fish, Polack=Ethnic Slur.

    Pun FAIL

    /Should have said Poleaxe

  • Pastor Of Muppets 03.07.13 @ 9:16am

    Another one for

    Seriously, that should be a site.

    /I give this video four Polacks, a Wristband and a Dolly

  • ts 03.07.13 @ 9:16am

    Yes, finally Rousselet dies of a stab wound instead of a gunshot to the head.

  • padurn 03.07.13 @ 8:54am

    You just got Sandoval’d.

  • KowKow 03.07.13 @ 3:24am

    This! This guy is back! We haven’t seen him in a long time. We don’t even know his name.

  • Fondling Endearment 03.07.13 @ 12:57am

    As an aspiring artist, I can assure you about how accurate this portrayal is. I know I look forward to being able to sigh in relief when I am finally killed by a stabbing, putting me out of my misery. None of my art was ever worth anything until death. And probably not much after. Good job, 5SF. You have captured this remarkably well. *applauds*

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