Poor Kelsey, she87 should have known better than to go pillaging in a dress.
BiZkWiK12.04.10 @ 7:05pm
I hate to be this guy, but Kelsey has nice toes.
SputNik10.14.10 @ 1:00am
lol love her monster stalk at the start!
kev10.12.10 @ 3:11pm
Looks like I picked the wrong day *puts on sunglasses* to stop wearing my giant tampon outfit.
aaaaYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaH!
Briham10.11.10 @ 7:50pm
It’ll take more than one man, Mikeyboy. Zanderflex, Renegade Pervert, and Sex Kitten will have to join forces to defeat giant Kelsey.
not Ced10.11.10 @ 5:27am
Dear failed punchline;
You are assuming the measurement in question is the height of Kelsey. They are talking about the size of her cooch. And when82 you come along, insisting on ruining the subtlety of the joke, the 5sf crew ends up looking like leering pervos rather than the clever crafters of humour that they are.
You, sir, are a 50 foot cooch louse! I say good day!
wererat10.11.10 @ 3:06am
i don’t mean to beat a dead horse, ced, but the problem with the internet is that it is anonymous, sure you can put in a name, but there’s no face or consequences for one’s actions like if it were in person, and as such, people feel free to do as they want and say what they really think. and sadly, everybody with a sex drive will think about sex, be it a man, or a woman.
failed punchline10.09.10 @ 7:52pm
50 ft people are not taller than any skyscrapers, let alone a 4-story building
I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS
DWMC10.09.10 @ 4:45pm
“I want to go on that ride daddy”
“Me too son, me too!”
Ced10.09.10 @ 3:12pm
My apologies everyone. I’m just a bit frustrated and have been having a hard time coping with daily burdens ever since my boyfriend left me. I don’t know what I was thinking, that I might be able to find a new caring and sensitive man on here who would be interested in a fellow caring man such as myself. I’ll take my leave now.
nerd10.09.10 @ 11:59am
Looks like they have *puts on sunglasses* erections.
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ts10.09.10 @ 8:00am
I always wondered how a giant woman would come to own67 a dress that size.
Johnny K10.09.10 @ 6:11am
Upskirt jokes… really? It was a slow day, wasn’t it 5sf?
Kylogram10.09.10 @ 5:22am
@Decadency It is a secret that will never be said99
Decadency10.08.10 @ 9:52pm
I´m getting kinda pissed off. Why is there freaking numbers after people´s words in the middle of sentences.
Phoenix10.08.10 @ 8:22pm
If only the Cloverfield monster had been so formed…..destruction would have been pleasurable…..lol
Phoenix10.08.10 @ 8:21pm
LOL When can a giant girl cause mayhem without sexist juvenile men peeking at her goodies? What’s the world coming to?
cronk10.08.10 @ 8:04pm
@prof snobgobbler: tee hee hee! snatch.
From Accounting10.08.10 @ 6:57pm
Good show on the miniaturizing of the guys.
nerd10.08.10 @ 5:30pm
Ced is just angry because he can’t get hard34.
Ecomeco10.08.10 @ 5:27pm
Nice white-knighting Ced. How often has anyone actually seen you as anything other than a troll when you do that?
@ Ced10.08.10 @ 5:24pm
You need to get the sand out of your privates82
Fry10.08.10 @ 3:53pm
@ Ced-You sound Fat
James10.08.10 @ 1:51pm
She looked93 pretty pissed off with those guys.
EvIL EsKiMo10.08.10 @ 12:33pm
would be crazy to ask for head95!
Professor Snobgobbler says:10.08.10 @ 12:29pm
Why doesn’t she just squat down and snatch them up?
also the last few weeks have had quite a sophmoric tone.
im 100% positive that my fellow 5sf viewers are far too sophisticated to find any of this childish humour funny
babydiahrrea32.
The Sentient Houseplant10.08.10 @ 12:29pm
This is the 5SF crew giving the fans what they want in addition13 to all the other stuff we want but already have.
ME10.08.10 @ 11:52am
Or eat Baskin-Robbins. I don’t care.
ME10.08.10 @ 11:51am
Seriously, Ced? Get Laid.
commando10.08.10 @ 11:38am
In my mind she’s going commando.
Hello, hooray!10.08.10 @ 10:11am
if she’s 50 feet tall, then you could sleep between her mammaries
wait what?10.08.10 @ 10:05am
hold on hold on….Ced, you are asking 5SF “boys” to “grow up” Are you as ignorant as the rest? Seriously. You expect not to read silly comments? 5SF is MADE by mindless perverts! GENIUS MINDLESS PERVERTS!
You’re rant is not impressive. Not impressive at all. word61 to your mother.
sam10.08.10 @ 9:52am
dido
Ced10.08.10 @ 9:06am
Hey 5sf commenters! You mindless perverts can’t even realize when a joke is being made at your expense. For once I’d like to see a video featuring Kelsey and/or Olivia that goes without these adolescent catcalls streaming ad nauseam down the page. Unfortunately, to be a voice of reason—let alone a voice of reason in condemnation of patriarchy/misogyny/sexism—on the internet is to relocate a mountain with a Baskin Robbins sample spoon. Because either you don’t realize you’re being made fun of, or your sense of anonymity causes you not to care. Seriously, grow the fuck up, boys76.
Kylogram10.08.10 @ 9:06am
As soon as I saw the title, I knew what was going to happen
MikeyBoy10.08.10 @ 8:37am
Theres only one man who can save us….ZANDERFLEX
Val10.08.10 @ 8:28am
This is how I always envisioned the reality of most “attack of the such and such tall woman” movies. Thank you 5SF for bring96ing it to life.
Freak10.08.10 @ 7:44am
It’s like the people on this site saw that I wanted more of Kelsey barefoot and listened :D
vigorous anal sex10.08.10 @ 7:40am
Then Brian uses the Force and shoots a plasma torpedo into her exhaust port (i.e. her cooch) to save the city.
Fry10.08.10 @ 7:30am
Why yes Kelsey I would LOVE some Death by Snu Snu
Long Duck Dong10.08.10 @ 7:29am
Her vaj must be HUGE….Thank God I can fill it
STALIN10.08.10 @ 6:58am
bones, isn’t that a line from futurama? i seem to remember zapp brannigan saying it.
Heavy10.08.10 @ 6:19am
Ooh dat slaps me on the knee. It says you guys are all perverts
Mikey10.08.10 @ 5:16am
Brings a whole new meaning to “Hot dog through42 a hallway”
ME10.08.10 @ 4:26am
So… When the army comes to stop her…. Will she be nekkid after she shrinks back to normal size?
Aounfather10.08.10 @ 3:32am
Where’d you get the model city? And why is it floating above a real city? Anyway thx for making her upskirt public47 for the whole neighborhood.
Bones McCool, King of the "Nail Hard"10.08.10 @ 1:36am
Ah… now there’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes.
more like "ho" scale10.08.10 @ 1:17am
awesome tiny town.
Horatio10.08.10 @ 1:14am
Looks like they’ll be getting a… *puts on sunglasses* Room with a view.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Slamma Jamma10.08.10 @ 1:14am
Best. Attack. Ever.
If this is what terrorists will unleash at us, I am so for it.
Marcus10.08.10 @ 1:13am
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Yes. Yes we are.
Thank you, 5sf crew, for providing us with exceedingly attractive women and awkward concepts. Sometimes put together.
refresh button10.08.10 @ 12:45am
waited and refreshed for an hour to see this?
.....totally worth it.
Xargon10.08.10 @ 12:41am
Reminds me of most of the commenters on this site.
Comments
Haha oh my god…. the best one yet!
Poor Kelsey, she87 should have known better than to go pillaging in a dress.
I hate to be this guy, but Kelsey has nice toes.
lol love her monster stalk at the start!
Looks like I picked the wrong day *puts on sunglasses* to stop wearing my giant tampon outfit.
aaaaYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaH!
It’ll take more than one man, Mikeyboy. Zanderflex, Renegade Pervert, and Sex Kitten will have to join forces to defeat giant Kelsey.
Dear failed punchline;
You are assuming the measurement in question is the height of Kelsey. They are talking about the size of her cooch. And when82 you come along, insisting on ruining the subtlety of the joke, the 5sf crew ends up looking like leering pervos rather than the clever crafters of humour that they are.
You, sir, are a 50 foot cooch louse! I say good day!
i don’t mean to beat a dead horse, ced, but the problem with the internet is that it is anonymous, sure you can put in a name, but there’s no face or consequences for one’s actions like if it were in person, and as such, people feel free to do as they want and say what they really think. and sadly, everybody with a sex drive will think about sex, be it a man, or a woman.
50 ft people are not taller than any skyscrapers, let alone a 4-story building
I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS
“I want to go on that ride daddy”
“Me too son, me too!”
My apologies everyone. I’m just a bit frustrated and have been having a hard time coping with daily burdens ever since my boyfriend left me. I don’t know what I was thinking, that I might be able to find a new caring and sensitive man on here who would be interested in a fellow caring man such as myself. I’ll take my leave now.
Looks like they have *puts on sunglasses* erections.
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I always wondered how a giant woman would come to own67 a dress that size.
Upskirt jokes… really? It was a slow day, wasn’t it 5sf?
@Decadency It is a secret that will never be said99
I´m getting kinda pissed off. Why is there freaking numbers after people´s words in the middle of sentences.
If only the Cloverfield monster had been so formed…..destruction would have been pleasurable…..lol
LOL When can a giant girl cause mayhem without sexist juvenile men peeking at her goodies? What’s the world coming to?
@prof snobgobbler: tee hee hee! snatch.
Good show on the miniaturizing of the guys.
Ced is just angry because he can’t get hard34.
Nice white-knighting Ced. How often has anyone actually seen you as anything other than a troll when you do that?
You need to get the sand out of your privates82
@ Ced-You sound Fat
She looked93 pretty pissed off with those guys.
would be crazy to ask for head95!
Why doesn’t she just squat down and snatch them up?
also the last few weeks have had quite a sophmoric tone.
im 100% positive that my fellow 5sf viewers are far too sophisticated to find any of this childish humour funny
babydiahrrea32.
This is the 5SF crew giving the fans what they want in addition13 to all the other stuff we want but already have.
Or eat Baskin-Robbins. I don’t care.
Seriously, Ced? Get Laid.
In my mind she’s going commando.
if she’s 50 feet tall, then you could sleep between her mammaries
hold on hold on….Ced, you are asking 5SF “boys” to “grow up” Are you as ignorant as the rest? Seriously. You expect not to read silly comments? 5SF is MADE by mindless perverts! GENIUS MINDLESS PERVERTS!
You’re rant is not impressive. Not impressive at all. word61 to your mother.
dido
Hey 5sf commenters! You mindless perverts can’t even realize when a joke is being made at your expense. For once I’d like to see a video featuring Kelsey and/or Olivia that goes without these adolescent catcalls streaming ad nauseam down the page. Unfortunately, to be a voice of reason—let alone a voice of reason in condemnation of patriarchy/misogyny/sexism—on the internet is to relocate a mountain with a Baskin Robbins sample spoon. Because either you don’t realize you’re being made fun of, or your sense of anonymity causes you not to care. Seriously, grow the fuck up, boys76.
As soon as I saw the title, I knew what was going to happen
Theres only one man who can save us….ZANDERFLEX
This is how I always envisioned the reality of most “attack of the such and such tall woman” movies. Thank you 5SF for bring96ing it to life.
It’s like the people on this site saw that I wanted more of Kelsey barefoot and listened :D
Then Brian uses the Force and shoots a plasma torpedo into her exhaust port (i.e. her cooch) to save the city.
Why yes Kelsey I would LOVE some Death by Snu Snu
Her vaj must be HUGE….Thank God I can fill it
bones, isn’t that a line from futurama? i seem to remember zapp brannigan saying it.
Ooh dat slaps me on the knee. It says you guys are all perverts
Brings a whole new meaning to “Hot dog through42 a hallway”
So… When the army comes to stop her…. Will she be nekkid after she shrinks back to normal size?
Where’d you get the model city? And why is it floating above a real city? Anyway thx for making her upskirt public47 for the whole neighborhood.
Ah… now there’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes.
awesome tiny town.
Looks like they’ll be getting a… *puts on sunglasses* Room with a view.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Best. Attack. Ever.
If this is what terrorists will unleash at us, I am so for it.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Yes. Yes we are.
Thank you, 5sf crew, for providing us with exceedingly attractive women and awkward concepts. Sometimes put together.
waited and refreshed for an hour to see this?
.....totally worth it.
Reminds me of most of the commenters on this site.