Attack of the 50ft Kelsey

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She's gonna have to shop at the Big & Tall store. Or Ross Dress-For-Less, whichever she hasn't absent-mindedly crushed first.

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  • River 01.29.12 @ 1:16am

    Haha oh my god…. the best one yet!

  • waterbottle 06.15.11 @ 6:43am

    Poor Kelsey, she87 should have known better than to go pillaging in a dress.

  • BiZkWiK 12.04.10 @ 7:05pm

    I hate to be this guy, but Kelsey has nice toes.

  • SputNik 10.14.10 @ 1:00am

    lol love her monster stalk at the start!

  • kev 10.12.10 @ 3:11pm

    Looks like I picked the wrong day *puts on sunglasses* to stop wearing my giant tampon outfit.
    aaaaYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaH!

  • Briham 10.11.10 @ 7:50pm

    It’ll take more than one man, Mikeyboy. Zanderflex, Renegade Pervert, and Sex Kitten will have to join forces to defeat giant Kelsey.

  • not Ced 10.11.10 @ 5:27am

    Dear failed punchline;
    You are assuming the measurement in question is the height of Kelsey. They are talking about the size of her cooch. And when82 you come along, insisting on ruining the subtlety of the joke, the 5sf crew ends up looking like leering pervos rather than the clever crafters of humour that they are.
    You, sir, are a 50 foot cooch louse! I say good day!

  • wererat 10.11.10 @ 3:06am

    i don’t mean to beat a dead horse, ced, but the problem with the internet is that it is anonymous, sure you can put in a name, but there’s no face or consequences for one’s actions like if it were in person, and as such, people feel free to do as they want and say what they really think. and sadly, everybody with a sex drive will think about sex, be it a man, or a woman.

  • failed punchline 10.09.10 @ 7:52pm

    50 ft people are not taller than any skyscrapers, let alone a 4-story building

    I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

  • DWMC 10.09.10 @ 4:45pm

    “I want to go on that ride daddy”
    “Me too son, me too!”

  • Ced 10.09.10 @ 3:12pm

    My apologies everyone. I’m just a bit frustrated and have been having a hard time coping with daily burdens ever since my boyfriend left me. I don’t know what I was thinking, that I might be able to find a new caring and sensitive man on here who would be interested in a fellow caring man such as myself. I’ll take my leave now.

  • nerd 10.09.10 @ 11:59am

    Looks like they have *puts on sunglasses* erections.
    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • ts 10.09.10 @ 8:00am

    I always wondered how a giant woman would come to own67 a dress that size.

  • Johnny K 10.09.10 @ 6:11am

    Upskirt jokes… really?  It was a slow day, wasn’t it 5sf?

  • Kylogram 10.09.10 @ 5:22am

    @Decadency It is a secret that will never be said99

  • Decadency 10.08.10 @ 9:52pm

    I´m getting kinda pissed off. Why is there freaking numbers after people´s words in the middle of sentences.

  • Phoenix 10.08.10 @ 8:22pm

    If only the Cloverfield monster had been so formed…..destruction would have been pleasurable…..lol

  • Phoenix 10.08.10 @ 8:21pm

    LOL When can a giant girl cause mayhem without sexist juvenile men peeking at her goodies? What’s the world coming to?

  • cronk 10.08.10 @ 8:04pm

    @prof snobgobbler:  tee hee hee!  snatch.

  • From Accounting 10.08.10 @ 6:57pm

    Good show on the miniaturizing of the guys.

  • nerd 10.08.10 @ 5:30pm

    Ced is just angry because he can’t get hard34.

  • Ecomeco 10.08.10 @ 5:27pm

    Nice white-knighting Ced.  How often has anyone actually seen you as anything other than a troll when you do that?

  • @ Ced 10.08.10 @ 5:24pm

    You need to get the sand out of your privates82

  • Fry 10.08.10 @ 3:53pm

    @ Ced-You sound Fat

  • James 10.08.10 @ 1:51pm

    She looked93 pretty pissed off with those guys.

  • EvIL EsKiMo 10.08.10 @ 12:33pm

    would be crazy to ask for head95!

  • Professor Snobgobbler says: 10.08.10 @ 12:29pm

    Why doesn’t she just squat down and snatch them up?

    also the last few weeks have had quite a sophmoric tone.
    im 100% positive that my fellow 5sf viewers are far too sophisticated to find any of this childish humour funny
    babydiahrrea32.

  • The Sentient Houseplant 10.08.10 @ 12:29pm

    This is the 5SF crew giving the fans what they want in addition13 to all the other stuff we want but already have.

  • ME 10.08.10 @ 11:52am

    Or eat Baskin-Robbins.  I don’t care.

  • ME 10.08.10 @ 11:51am

    Seriously, Ced?  Get Laid.

  • commando 10.08.10 @ 11:38am

    In my mind she’s going commando.

  • Hello, hooray! 10.08.10 @ 10:11am

    if she’s 50 feet tall, then you could sleep between her mammaries

  • wait what? 10.08.10 @ 10:05am

    hold on hold on….Ced, you are asking 5SF “boys” to “grow up” Are you as ignorant as the rest? Seriously. You expect not to read silly comments? 5SF is MADE by mindless perverts! GENIUS MINDLESS PERVERTS!
    You’re rant is not impressive. Not impressive at all. word61 to your mother.

  • sam 10.08.10 @ 9:52am

    dido

  • Ced 10.08.10 @ 9:06am

    Hey 5sf commenters! You mindless perverts can’t even realize when a joke is being made at your expense. For once I’d like to see a video featuring Kelsey and/or Olivia that goes without these adolescent catcalls streaming ad nauseam down the page. Unfortunately, to be a voice of reason—let alone a voice of reason in condemnation of patriarchy/misogyny/sexism—on the internet is to relocate a mountain with a Baskin Robbins sample spoon. Because either you don’t realize you’re being made fun of, or your sense of anonymity causes you not to care. Seriously, grow the fuck up, boys76.

  • Kylogram 10.08.10 @ 9:06am

    As soon as I saw the title, I knew what was going to happen

  • MikeyBoy 10.08.10 @ 8:37am

    Theres only one man who can save us….ZANDERFLEX

  • Val 10.08.10 @ 8:28am

    This is how I always envisioned the reality of most “attack of the such and such tall woman” movies. Thank you 5SF for bring96ing it to life.

  • Freak 10.08.10 @ 7:44am

    It’s like the people on this site saw that I wanted more of Kelsey barefoot and listened :D

  • vigorous anal sex 10.08.10 @ 7:40am

    Then Brian uses the Force and shoots a plasma torpedo into her exhaust port (i.e. her cooch) to save the city.

  • Fry 10.08.10 @ 7:30am

    Why yes Kelsey I would LOVE some Death by Snu Snu

  • Long Duck Dong 10.08.10 @ 7:29am

    Her vaj must be HUGE….Thank God I can fill it

  • STALIN 10.08.10 @ 6:58am

    bones, isn’t that a line from futurama?  i seem to remember zapp brannigan saying it.

  • Heavy 10.08.10 @ 6:19am

    Ooh dat slaps me on the knee. It says you guys are all perverts

  • Mikey 10.08.10 @ 5:16am

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Hot dog through42 a hallway”

  • ME 10.08.10 @ 4:26am

    So… When the army comes to stop her…. Will she be nekkid after she shrinks back to normal size?

  • Aounfather 10.08.10 @ 3:32am

    Where’d you get the model city?  And why is it floating above a real city?  Anyway thx for making her upskirt public47 for the whole neighborhood.

  • Bones McCool, King of the "Nail Hard" 10.08.10 @ 1:36am

    Ah… now there’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes.

  • more like "ho" scale 10.08.10 @ 1:17am

    awesome tiny town.

  • Horatio 10.08.10 @ 1:14am

    Looks like they’ll be getting a… *puts on sunglasses* Room with a view.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Slamma Jamma 10.08.10 @ 1:14am

    Best. Attack. Ever.
    If this is what terrorists will unleash at us, I am so for it.

  • Marcus 10.08.10 @ 1:13am

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

    Yes. Yes we are.

    Thank you, 5sf crew, for providing us with exceedingly attractive women and awkward concepts. Sometimes put together.

  • refresh button 10.08.10 @ 12:45am

    waited and refreshed for an hour to see this?
    .....totally worth it.

  • Xargon 10.08.10 @ 12:41am

    Reminds me of most of the commenters on this site.

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