Attention Shoppers

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In case you were wondering, yes, the grocery store clerk really is saying a complete, grammatically correct sentence over the intercom. Any guesses? C'mon, it's only 30% harder to hear than most of our 5sfs.

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  • Cocy 09.23.12 @ 6:13am

    i respect your work.I love your work.-Me gusta- your work =)).LOL this is incredible how dafuq can they do something like this?? I watch every day every video :O.
    NICE WOOOORK :D :D :D

  • taiskype 01.06.12 @ 10:13am

    Hahah, cool website)) The actors are the same, but funny^^

  • StickySam 12.03.11 @ 7:39pm

    Attention shoppers, we may have a potential asshole on the premises. Please keep calm and enjoy the mind melting elevator music. Your welcome.

  • JoeRombie 12.23.10 @ 1:36am

    food93, anyway. Using comments and matching what I heard, I came to the conclusion of, “Attention shoppers,if you believe in your dreams anything is possible.”

  • Chuck Norris 10.25.10 @ 7:44pm

    For me everything34’s always free…

  • Matan 10.14.10 @ 10:58pm

    “attention shoppers if you believe in your dreams anything can happen”

  • MineTruly 09.06.10 @ 8:58am

    I got a newsletter from the online spice store myspicesage.com that included the message, “Attention, shoppers. If you believe in your dreams, anything is possible.”

  • Olivia's dream 08.10.10 @ 6:10pm

    7/10 , so true

  • Rabbikossoff 08.10.10 @ 2:54am

    ‘hello there shoppers, if you believe…’ i got nothing.

    i heard ‘hello there’, not ‘attention’. :/

  • The Sentient Houseplant 07.09.10 @ 8:08pm

    Is it: “I’m going on a shooting spree so smoke ‘em if you got ‘em?”

  • Tommy! 05.26.10 @ 11:04am

    If you buy one of their shirts you get a sweatshop FREE!
    And for only $14
    Best.
    Deal.
    EVER!

  • magillicuddy 05.25.10 @ 3:57am

    ah quite tasty this one…

  • HAHAHAHA (lol) 05.23.10 @ 12:15pm

    i think every 5sf fan should have a meeps shirt and PLEASE make more merch!

  • Jessie 05.21.10 @ 11:10am

    I think it’s “Attention shoppers. If you believe in your dreams, anything can happen.” Always he does NOT say everything is free.

  • the one and only... 05.21.10 @ 3:33am

    detective wordsley, you’ve done it again. congratulations, sir…

  • josh 05.20.10 @ 9:09pm

    i wonder wat the intercom actually said lol

  • MineTruly 05.20.10 @ 7:03pm

    “Houston 769, you are cleared for takeoff.”

  • Shicky 05.20.10 @ 6:01pm

    great job, guys.  also, let this day be known as the day I recieved a Meeps shirt for my birthday.

  • theperson 05.20.10 @ 5:49pm

    detective wordsley nail… oh nvmd

  • Art 05.20.10 @ 5:38pm

    He obviously said everything is free. Don’t know what your hearing.

  • Jake 05.20.10 @ 2:28pm

    I don’t normally comment, but in case the 5SF crew actually reads the comments, this was a quality 5SF. Keep it up, guys.

  • Beechcraft11 05.20.10 @ 12:22pm

    pretty sure detective wordsley nailed it

  • Detective Wordsley 05.20.10 @ 11:55am

    “Hello there, shoppers. If you believe in your dreams, anything can happen.”

  • Mo 05.20.10 @ 10:43am

    Is that Hall of Hall and Oates at the end?  Totally looks like him.

  • Bug 05.20.10 @ 10:34am

    That’s awesome!!  Best one in a long time smile

  • tay 05.20.10 @ 9:49am

    favorite in a while- kelsey yeahhhhhh

  • Matayoman 05.20.10 @ 6:47am

    I think its, “attention shoppers. (something).  . wasting your time but not very much.” - i think they made a reference to their old slogan.

  • YOU LOSE THE INTERNET!!! 05.20.10 @ 5:59am

    last time there was a speaker voice that inaudible someone held it at gunpoint.

  • Hate 05.20.10 @ 5:38am

    Oh god, I really love the light colors in that shop:D

  • URB 05.20.10 @ 5:11am

    They’re testing us. If we don’t react, they’ll do even less effort on pronunciation in the future.
    Please, some people are trying to learn English here!

  • Odd 05.20.10 @ 4:30am

    Great chance to buy 3 bottles of wine at cost of only 3!

  • Jeremiah Thomas 05.20.10 @ 4:05am

    yeah it was the best in a while. i havent seen a lot of good ones lately till now

  • Cloven 05.20.10 @ 3:52am

    I wish I could do the one eyebrow raise like you did Brian.  Interesting choice too, standing in front of the motor oil looking at cat food.

  • the one and only... 05.20.10 @ 3:36am

    “attention shoppers, if you believe in ... you gotta have one.”

  • russsian 05.20.10 @ 3:21am

    Looks like this film *puts on sunglasses*is mega funny…
    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • meo 05.20.10 @ 2:25am

    cool one

  • Matt Barr 05.20.10 @ 1:55am

    Hahaha. Best 5sf in a while. I cracked up.

  • Matthew 05.20.10 @ 12:11am

    Yeah, even recording it and screwing with the speed didn’t make it any more intelligible. Something along the lines of “attention shoppers if you bl—- ” the end might be check out?

  • Gucci Mane 05.19.10 @ 11:44pm

    Everything’s free and he steals Boone’s Farm? Classy.

  • Fruitslamtastic 05.19.10 @ 11:23pm

    That’s right, Brian better be getting name brand chow for C Pain!

  • Johnny Utah 05.19.10 @ 11:06pm

    Kelsey yeeeaah!

    (post 61)

  • Miss 05.19.10 @ 11:03pm

    no way am i first….i don’t believe it.

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