Bad Pickup Line #37
Upon hearing the actual punchline, they came right back and ravished him with caresses and coos. "More pet puns!" They moaned with aching desire. "Tell us more!" He laughed at them. "Why don't you ladies just hush up and let Daddy toss a pun your way when he feels like it." They nodded subserviently. Then he woke up from his dream, masturbating furiously in a dumpster.
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