Belabor Day
It's a day so frought with tension, incident, history and moving parts to be explained, that most Americans can hardly know where to start. I'll try and give you the condensed version, but please keep in mind that when I do tell you this version, it barely even counts as a wikipedia summary, or at least, the kind of wikipedia summary that doesn't particularly go in-depth on its subject, not, you know, something like the Super Mario wiki or the Game of Thrones wikis, and frankly the backstory to Belabor Day is so rich and complicated that it truly merits a wiki the size of those wikis, but obviously since we're 5secondfilms and brevity is technically supposed to be our "thing," there's truly no way to cover it all given the framework we're known for, nor frankly should we be expected to cover said topic. Okay. So, Belabor Day. Now, first off, do you know what a "day" is?
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