Blowjob Machine

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Ripoff. It doesn't even cradle the balls.

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  • Ricketyflooper 02.21.11 @ 9:44pm

    Looks like you wont be going to work tomorrow.  office22.

  • Chuck 11.14.10 @ 10:17pm

    good thing hes not black24

  • Ian 11.03.10 @ 8:56pm

    I have a random thought54… Is this the first time we’ve ever seen someone’s ass?

  • John 11.03.10 @ 5:52pm

    Yeah, sticking your dong into a talking garbage disposal is a good idea89.

  • Obama 11.03.10 @ 1:08pm

    That’s no way to treat a Republican….P.S. hope27

  • the one and only... 11.03.10 @ 4:20am

    didn’t need to see rousselet’s ass this early in the morning, but okay

  • ZombieBuffet 11.02.10 @ 7:19pm

    I get the whole captcha thing now… I’ll start doing it real soon57.

  • Llama 11.02.10 @ 3:28pm

    Love the Blonde From Fargo t-shirt!

  • Awesome 11.02.10 @ 8:55am

    And the Darwin Award goes to…

  • robert 11.01.10 @ 10:29pm

    blowjob machine HEEHEHEHEHEheheheheheHEHEHEhehehehehe

  • Demented Gopher 11.01.10 @ 10:18pm

    I’m coming62!

  • Johnny K 11.01.10 @ 8:33pm

    Nice O-face on the preview there.

  • ts 11.01.10 @ 8:22pm

    Mine may74 be more boring than yours.

  • Charlie 11.01.10 @ 7:33pm

    i got the44 most boring captcha ever

  • Gsnizzle 11.01.10 @ 6:24pm

    No reason36 you couldn’t have shown more ass.

  • sadfaec 11.01.10 @ 5:40pm

    That’s not funny.

    I think this is the only one that made my balls ache in terror.

  • Matchstickman 11.01.10 @ 5:36pm

    Is there a major19 bug with the site or with my computer?
    I have no thumbs up/down to click on anymore.

  • Derf 11.01.10 @ 4:44pm

    wasn’t feelin it

  • TheMidasTouch 11.01.10 @ 4:05pm

    WHERE’S THE SKELETON?!

  • Ian 11.01.10 @ 3:11pm

    The problem with this one is that it freaks out the male audience52.

  • Val 11.01.10 @ 2:54pm

    ZombieBuffet, you need to do a bit more planning54 before you start randomly inserting numbers with words.

  • GeeP 11.01.10 @ 2:24pm

    Psych!

  • Gabriel 11.01.10 @ 2:06pm

    I just read the short story “Fee Fie Fo Fum” by Ray Bradbury yesterday. I think I’ve filled my Fictional Murderous Garbage Disposal quota for a good while.

  • Lotus 11.01.10 @ 1:25pm

    Yeah, I wouldn’t put my junk near63 that thing.

  • The Sentient Houseplant 11.01.10 @ 12:54pm

    I was so excited when I saw the title, but in just eight short seconds, I was terrified.

  • ZombieBuffet 11.01.10 @ 12:41pm

    What am I supposed to type in google… why are there65 numbers in the middle of a sentence? Google might explode.

    Unless it has something to do with the code91 thing you put into the box below the text so you can submit a comment.

    If so, That doesn’t make me any less confused98.

  • Cutch35 11.01.10 @ 12:32pm

    ZombieBuffet, maybe52 you should do some research before asking questions.

  • Some guy 11.01.10 @ 12:02pm

    I don’t know, ZombieBuffet; I just saw them and kind of followed54 along.

  • ZombieBuffet 11.01.10 @ 12:00pm

    Someone please f*cking explain to me56 why there are random numbers in the middle of people’s sentences!

  • bobina 11.01.10 @ 11:01am

    why are there so few59 posts on this 5sf?

  • Smashfan 11.01.10 @ 9:48am

    What a horrible way to go lol

  • Dominator258 11.01.10 @ 9:43am

    I was laughing before I even pushed play.

  • Ripoff 11.01.10 @ 8:54am

    Yeah total ripoff. Nice back view.

  • Rowas 11.01.10 @ 8:32am

    Nooo… I was looking forward to lester bones saying “Blowjob”

  • wererat2000 11.01.10 @ 7:48am

    i have no idea why i said it like that…

  • 0002tarerew 11.01.10 @ 7:46am

    dekcus *sessalgnus ffo sekat* sith ekil skool
    —HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEYYYY—

  • vigorous anal sex 11.01.10 @ 7:45am

    Michael has a hairy ass.

  • ts 11.01.10 @ 7:26am

    Badly lacks in the plausibility department.

  • Still in the doodo 11.01.10 @ 7:23am

    I miss Lester Bones :( , why break the pattern48 5sf?

  • Welp 11.01.10 @ 6:38am

    So… how well does it work?

  • schnozzinkobenstein 11.01.10 @ 5:32am

    If we’re still84 doing Halloween films, where’s the skeleton?

  • It's My Birthday!! 11.01.10 @ 4:10am

    ha! you posted one of the funniest ones on my birthday

  • Mr.23 11.01.10 @ 3:47am

    im jim carrey

  • Mr. Seven 11.01.10 @ 3:00am

    People seem to be failing at getting their namesake spots.

  • Mr. Fifth 11.01.10 @ 2:31am

    YESSSSS!!  YES!YES!YES!

  • Nickloves5SF 11.01.10 @ 2:11am

    I hate it when they use teeth.

  • Jacknife 11.01.10 @ 12:56am

    Failure Mr.First. On a side note,

    Seems Michael *Takes off sunglasses* likes minced meat !!!!!HHHHHHHHHHAAAEEYYY

  • Mr. First 11.01.10 @ 12:05am

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  This can’t be happening!  No!  No! No!  To lose my honor in such a way-
    *click* ... *BOOM*

  • Mr. First 11.01.10 @ 12:03am

    I’m always first.  No one will ever beat me.  I retire as champion!

  • lolwut 11.01.10 @ 12:02am

    Ass

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