5-Second Films

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• Ricketyflooper 02.21.11 @ 9:44pm

  Looks like you wont be going to work tomorrow.  office22.

• Chuck 11.14.10 @ 10:17pm

  good thing hes not black24

• Ian 11.03.10 @ 8:56pm

  I have a random thought54… Is this the first time we’ve ever seen someone’s ass?

• John 11.03.10 @ 5:52pm

  Yeah, sticking your dong into a talking garbage disposal is a good idea89.

• Obama 11.03.10 @ 1:08pm

  That’s no way to treat a Republican….P.S. hope27

• the one and only... 11.03.10 @ 4:20am

  didn’t need to see rousselet’s ass this early in the morning, but okay

• ZombieBuffet 11.02.10 @ 7:19pm

  I get the whole captcha thing now… I’ll start doing it real soon57.

• Llama 11.02.10 @ 3:28pm

  Love the Blonde From Fargo t-shirt!

• Awesome 11.02.10 @ 8:55am

  And the Darwin Award goes to…

• robert 11.01.10 @ 10:29pm

  blowjob machine HEEHEHEHEHEheheheheheHEHEHEhehehehehe

• Demented Gopher 11.01.10 @ 10:18pm

  I’m coming62!

• Johnny K 11.01.10 @ 8:33pm

  Nice O-face on the preview there.

• ts 11.01.10 @ 8:22pm

  Mine may74 be more boring than yours.

• Charlie 11.01.10 @ 7:33pm

  i got the44 most boring captcha ever

• Gsnizzle 11.01.10 @ 6:24pm

  No reason36 you couldn’t have shown more ass.

• sadfaec 11.01.10 @ 5:40pm

  That’s not funny.

  I think this is the only one that made my balls ache in terror.

• Matchstickman 11.01.10 @ 5:36pm

  Is there a major19 bug with the site or with my computer?
  I have no thumbs up/down to click on anymore.

• Derf 11.01.10 @ 4:44pm

  wasn’t feelin it

• TheMidasTouch 11.01.10 @ 4:05pm

  WHERE’S THE SKELETON?!

• Ian 11.01.10 @ 3:11pm

  The problem with this one is that it freaks out the male audience52.

• Val 11.01.10 @ 2:54pm

  ZombieBuffet, you need to do a bit more planning54 before you start randomly inserting numbers with words.

• GeeP 11.01.10 @ 2:24pm

  Psych!

• Gabriel 11.01.10 @ 2:06pm

  I just read the short story “Fee Fie Fo Fum” by Ray Bradbury yesterday. I think I’ve filled my Fictional Murderous Garbage Disposal quota for a good while.

• Lotus 11.01.10 @ 1:25pm

  Yeah, I wouldn’t put my junk near63 that thing.

• The Sentient Houseplant 11.01.10 @ 12:54pm

  I was so excited when I saw the title, but in just eight short seconds, I was terrified.

• ZombieBuffet 11.01.10 @ 12:41pm

  What am I supposed to type in google… why are there65 numbers in the middle of a sentence? Google might explode.

  Unless it has something to do with the code91 thing you put into the box below the text so you can submit a comment.

  If so, That doesn’t make me any less confused98.

• Cutch35 11.01.10 @ 12:32pm

  ZombieBuffet, maybe52 you should do some research before asking questions.

• Some guy 11.01.10 @ 12:02pm

  I don’t know, ZombieBuffet; I just saw them and kind of followed54 along.

• ZombieBuffet 11.01.10 @ 12:00pm

  Someone please f*cking explain to me56 why there are random numbers in the middle of people’s sentences!

• bobina 11.01.10 @ 11:01am

  why are there so few59 posts on this 5sf?

• Smashfan 11.01.10 @ 9:48am

  What a horrible way to go lol

• Dominator258 11.01.10 @ 9:43am

  I was laughing before I even pushed play.

• Ripoff 11.01.10 @ 8:54am

  Yeah total ripoff. Nice back view.

• Rowas 11.01.10 @ 8:32am

  Nooo… I was looking forward to lester bones saying “Blowjob”

• wererat2000 11.01.10 @ 7:48am

  i have no idea why i said it like that…

• 0002tarerew 11.01.10 @ 7:46am

  dekcus *sessalgnus ffo sekat* sith ekil skool
  —HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEYYYY—

• vigorous anal sex 11.01.10 @ 7:45am

  Michael has a hairy ass.

• ts 11.01.10 @ 7:26am

  Badly lacks in the plausibility department.

• Still in the doodo 11.01.10 @ 7:23am

  I miss Lester Bones :( , why break the pattern48 5sf?

• Welp 11.01.10 @ 6:38am

  So… how well does it work?

• schnozzinkobenstein 11.01.10 @ 5:32am

  If we’re still84 doing Halloween films, where’s the skeleton?

• It's My Birthday!! 11.01.10 @ 4:10am

  ha! you posted one of the funniest ones on my birthday

• Mr.23 11.01.10 @ 3:47am

  im jim carrey

• Mr. Seven 11.01.10 @ 3:00am

  People seem to be failing at getting their namesake spots.

• Mr. Fifth 11.01.10 @ 2:31am

  YESSSSS!!  YES!YES!YES!

• Nickloves5SF 11.01.10 @ 2:11am

  I hate it when they use teeth.

• Jacknife 11.01.10 @ 12:56am

  Failure Mr.First. On a side note,

  Seems Michael *Takes off sunglasses* likes minced meat !!!!!HHHHHHHHHHAAAEEYYY

• Mr. First 11.01.10 @ 12:05am

  Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  This can’t be happening!  No!  No! No!  To lose my honor in such a way-
  *click* ... *BOOM*

• Mr. First 11.01.10 @ 12:03am

  I’m always first.  No one will ever beat me.  I retire as champion!

• lolwut 11.01.10 @ 12:02am

  Ass

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