Burn the Witch
"Things are really heating up for poor Kelsey, aren't they? Just thinking about her fiery fate gives me the chills! Wait, that doesn't make any sense! Maybe it has something to do with the scare conditioning in this dungeon! Bahahahahahahaha!!"
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@Choosing The Right Tire
This is a custom theme we built ourselves with a fair amount of modification. Thanks for liking the theme, we’re pretty happy with how it turned out.
Perhaps we should burn bitches. Just a suggestion.
@SputNik
I saw both of the tricorn hats in the video at an iparty, literally yesterday.
That should be the first place you check.
P.S. They were the exact same ones.
O.o I envy you Grae! No, out here we don’t have any on the quality stuff like that, sad to say, but thanks!
@SputNik try your local costume shop, halloween store. My local ones have then, not cheap but they have them.
@Random and @Me
genius guys, time travel it is. Of course if i ever became a millionaire plauboy, i could buy as many hats as i wanted. that would be glorious. i would have my own tricorn hat manufacture company.
but alas i am forced to time travel. i wont steal 5sf hats though, I’ll steal the originals… and muskets… and there will be blood
BURN HER ANYWAY!
Would a duck prove she’s not a bitch? Or does that all change because she’s a bitch?
No wonder.
Just found this site. You guys pwn. Seriously. I love the fact that I can grasp your premises immediately. That takes talent. Also, you don’t drag it out for 15 min. like SNL. And your actresses are hot.
now25 that’s, *adjusts petticoats* one hot bitch.
looks like that relationship *puts on sunglasses* just went up in fl…OH GODDAM…YOU BASTARD YANKINOV!
looks like that relationship *puts on sunglasses* just went up in fl…..OH GODDAMNED YOU SO MUCH VALJEAN24601
looks like that relationship *puts on sunglasses* just went up in flames!
looks like that fine piece of meats gonna *puts on tri-cornered hat* burn at the steak!
WIL WHEATlOOOOOOOOON!!!
when the skeleton appeared41 to read the title i was already laughing
What is the meaning94 of this great stream of 5sfilms?
@BearJazz
RISE AND SHINE, SAMMY!
...sorry. You were doing it wrong. “Heat of the Moment” has one purpose, and one purpose only.
Burn her anyway, I suppose… lol XD
Holding hands, skipping like a stone…
Loved this. Feels like it came right out of an actual movie.
Also, Ben nailed the nonchalant vibe hilariously.
Looks like these guys *puts on Asia album* got caught in the heat of the moment. JOHN WHETTOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
looks like things *puts on witch hat* are realy heating up
—takes of on broom—
I don’t see how55 they could burn my girl Kelsey.
Yeah, just be careful with the WABAC machine… I hate it when they mess up the timeline and I’m stuck being a billionaire playboy jet-setting across the world surrounded by babes.
... On second thought, Fire up the WABAC! We need more muskets with our Tricorn Hats! And Give Washington an Uzi.
its simple just travel back in time and steal one of their hats!
This must have happened alot in 1700s England. Because bitch was an insult even then. Everyone knows that.
oh, and also:
Dear Sirs and Madams, where do you get you tricorn hats from? I have been searching, but nowhere seems to sell them out here…
Earn the itch!
Brilliant! I’m liking the skeleton storyteller announcement beforehand as well - hope that’s a regular thing for Halloween week
...bicked bitch is bed…
Nice. They misheard, but the guy just says burn her anyway.
First!
D’oh!
alright then.
You so ugly, other men think you’re unattractive!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Wait, that’s not what they meant, is it?