Chad Ridderson’s First Day at Work
Chad went on to overcome his deep sentimental attachment to those halcyon days of bodyshots, drunken stand-up paddleboard races and second-story ziplines, and he quickly rose up the ranks at SkremCorp. Promotion after promotion, Chad never lost sight of who he was, keeping that green notebook in his increasingly large, oaken desks wherever he went. As he grew older, it became a beacon of inspiration to himself and to many a Bro Hire that came through the SkremCorp doors. No one ever knew the contents of that seemingly magical notebook but Chad, and they were but a mere 11 words: "Have Dad Bribe My Superiors So I Don't Ever Get Fired."