Chessmaster

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One time, on May 13, 1997, late at night, a security guard heard a moaning coming out of the recesses of IBM laboratories. It was Deep Blue. It was crying. Someone, they reasoned, had to have come in and played it when no one was monitoring the cameras. And whoever that someone was…they were cruel.

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Jstn9.21.09 @ 5:25am

Pawnd

YniYni9.21.09 @ 6:28am

Ahhh I love it exactly how I play chess!

That Guy9.21.09 @ 8:20am

why are all the chess pieces the same colour?

moog9.21.09 @ 10:52am

he’s just that good.

johnny d9.21.09 @ 12:53pm

whoa
grants is back

Fish9.21.09 @ 6:49pm

May 13 is my birthday!
And I was the 5th grade chess champ…in the year 1997.

I find this eerie.

Lucky Cynic9.21.09 @ 10:25pm

You sunk my battleship!

Brian Firenzi9.21.09 @ 11:28pm

Hey Fish, just so you know, it’s May 13th, 1997 because that’s a couple days after Deep Blue beat Kasparov. IBM dismantled the program soon after because Kasparov demanded a rematch. Enter…Chessmaster.

Kyle Dunning9.22.09 @ 10:26am

Dammit someone else has a tattoo of a bishop on their forehead!!!

Frog9.22.09 @ 9:21pm

It’s a pawn.  Bishop has a pointy head.

Нарконон9.23.09 @ 6:12pm

Cool

Jerkson9.24.09 @ 9:38am

LOL @jstn

Arice9.26.09 @ 4:55pm

I, too, was born on May 13. I see…

Snerg10.09.09 @ 10:27am

HAHA! FIRST!! Oh wait….

Im That Weird Vibe You Get....10.09.09 @ 2:50pm

Ha, I win, again…

Landmo10.30.09 @ 12:47am

Pizza My Heart FTW!

the one and only...10.31.09 @ 4:42pm

i can win in less moves

BobBobman11.24.09 @ 6:41pm

Check? Fuck that! Checkmate bitches!!

Scarply Darpler12.18.09 @ 6:24pm

thats how us americans play chess! fuck the rules!!

Sarujio San1.19.10 @ 12:24pm

Hey, nice PIZZA MY HEART shirt.  Where are these movies made?

noob1.24.10 @ 11:29am

eh? i can understand ;[

david1.27.10 @ 11:03am

sounds like a communist thing

nobody2.18.10 @ 4:48pm

i can do that move ;D

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