Chessmaster
One time, on May 13, 1997, late at night, a security guard heard a moaning coming out of the recesses of IBM laboratories. It was Deep Blue. It was crying. Someone, they reasoned, had to have come in and played it when no one was monitoring the cameras. And whoever that someone was…they were cruel.

Jstn9.21.09 @ 5:25am
Pawnd
YniYni9.21.09 @ 6:28am
Ahhh I love it exactly how I play chess!
That Guy9.21.09 @ 8:20am
why are all the chess pieces the same colour?
moog9.21.09 @ 10:52am
he’s just that good.
johnny d9.21.09 @ 12:53pm
whoa
grants is back
Fish9.21.09 @ 6:49pm
May 13 is my birthday!
And I was the 5th grade chess champ…in the year 1997.
I find this eerie.
Lucky Cynic9.21.09 @ 10:25pm
You sunk my battleship!
Brian Firenzi9.21.09 @ 11:28pm
Hey Fish, just so you know, it’s May 13th, 1997 because that’s a couple days after Deep Blue beat Kasparov. IBM dismantled the program soon after because Kasparov demanded a rematch. Enter…Chessmaster.
Kyle Dunning9.22.09 @ 10:26am
Dammit someone else has a tattoo of a bishop on their forehead!!!
Frog9.22.09 @ 9:21pm
It’s a pawn. Bishop has a pointy head.
Нарконон9.23.09 @ 6:12pm
Cool
Jerkson9.24.09 @ 9:38am
LOL @jstn
Arice9.26.09 @ 4:55pm
I, too, was born on May 13. I see…
Snerg10.09.09 @ 10:27am
HAHA! FIRST!! Oh wait….
Im That Weird Vibe You Get....10.09.09 @ 2:50pm
Ha, I win, again…
Landmo10.30.09 @ 12:47am
Pizza My Heart FTW!
the one and only...10.31.09 @ 4:42pm
i can win in less moves
BobBobman11.24.09 @ 6:41pm
Check? Fuck that! Checkmate bitches!!
Scarply Darpler12.18.09 @ 6:24pm
thats how us americans play chess! fuck the rules!!
Sarujio San1.19.10 @ 12:24pm
Hey, nice PIZZA MY HEART shirt. Where are these movies made?
noob1.24.10 @ 11:29am
eh? i can understand ;[
david1.27.10 @ 11:03am
sounds like a communist thing
nobody2.18.10 @ 4:48pm
i can do that move ;D
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