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There is a difference between putting the condiment on the meat vs. on the bread. You end up with a subtly different sandwich. There is no right way, but putting on the meat is clearly more hilarious.
The Sentient Houseplant08.29.10 @ 7:08pm
Screw the galaxy, when you need a good sandwich, you need a good sandwich.
Sylvain Racicot06.20.10 @ 1:17pm
Bad mayo can be dangerous too…
Heavy05.20.10 @ 6:35am
NOM NOM NOM! SANDVICH IS DELICIOUS!
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K.K. Ph.D03.07.10 @ 2:07am
mmm…sandwich
Jo02.25.10 @ 1:58pm
After making another sandwhich will he;
Destroy the evil time traveling castle
or
Do the laundry?
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C-Eat the remotecontrol
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Stevie-G01.06.10 @ 12:41pm
After Puffing the magical dragon, will he:
-Get a job?
-Make another sandwich?
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Okay - that space background is totally an elementary school picture backdrop. And that is awesome.
ME01.03.10 @ 9:34pm
After repeating the joke, will ME:
- realize it’s dumb and cancel the submission?
- submit and then make a sandwich?
- turn to the wrong page yet again like a retard?
MrsNorris01.02.10 @ 12:43pm
go with the sandwich. good choice
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SammichOfPower12.31.09 @ 9:38pm
Leading the Galactic Rebellion will have gratification in the long run. Making the sandwich will have gratification now….always go for the sandwich
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What’s he holding in his right hand in the beginning?
MrUgly12.31.09 @ 1:34am
After Celebrating Cinco De Mayo, will he:
- Chase the mythical dragon?
- Puff the magical dragon?*
Dissin' Your Mother12.30.09 @ 9:36pm
After having a beer, will he:
- Kill the General?
- Celebrate Cinco De Mayo?*
i cant believe its not mayo!12.30.09 @ 4:54pm
After playing xbox, will he:
-Save his kidnapped family?
-Have a beer? *
Omega12.30.09 @ 12:13pm
Hmmm, I choose sandwhich aswell. I mean, leading rebellions make you hungry, AND YOU LOST THE CHANCE TO MAKE THE FOOD SUBSTANCE!
dickhead (the hot sause)12.30.09 @ 11:22am
Will he:
-Eat it then lead the elastic rebellion?
-Eat it and play xbox? *
I heart Sandvich12.30.09 @ 10:20am
What’s better? The taste of victory or the taste of a perfectly made sandwich? I say the latter.
Senor Parson12.30.09 @ 9:34am
Mayo meat is a fine delicacy in the galsctic empire.
Matt12.30.09 @ 9:15am
Who the hell puts mayo on the meat? PUT IT ON THE BREAD!
Sarcastic Name12.30.09 @ 8:01am
Is that a sandwich of Ham, mayo, and avacado? Weird.
Comments
I shall make one too
Oh man, Random film gives me random Comment Quote for today’s video.
that was 7 seconds bastards
This is truly genius guys. Very very nice. I’ve totally spammed my facebook page with these. My favorite is flip a baby. BOOM!
Nice page, thanks for this share!
Its amazing what you have achieved with each film consisting of two seconds of opening credits, five seconds of story, ...
There is no need whatsoever for practitioners and consumers of alternative medicine to wait like supplicants with hat in hand for the scientific “experts” of conventional medicine to dole out a few condescending scraps of official approval for alternative approaches.
The structure is extremely straight forward; they are films, and they last for five seconds. They’re usually funny, often witty, and sometimes just plain silly.
Got some outstanding stuffs here. Now a days nicely arranged site like this is unavailable. TO browse this site often I have subscribed to this.
There are waaaayyyy too many spambots here.
That’s cool. I like it.
Gotta love the jack daniel’s molotov. There’s no place96 like ‘Merica!
good idea, thanks your webite is very good!
There is a difference between putting the condiment on the meat vs. on the bread. You end up with a subtly different sandwich. There is no right way, but putting on the meat is clearly more hilarious.
Screw the galaxy, when you need a good sandwich, you need a good sandwich.
Bad mayo can be dangerous too…
NOM NOM NOM! SANDVICH IS DELICIOUS!
They need to make a whole movie like this!
mmm…sandwich
After making another sandwhich will he;
Destroy the evil time traveling castle
or
Do the laundry?
simply perfect
Ahh, Choose Your Own Adventure books. What a truckload of bullshit. I gave up on them when I fell and the option to “grab the edge of the crevasse” led to my death and “flap your arms and try to fly” was the correct answer. And to this day my only method of entertainment is getting sh*tfaced drunk.
C-Eat the remotecontrol
sandwich pwned the galactic rebellion
After Puffing the magical dragon, will he:
-Get a job?
-Make another sandwich?
Okay - that space background is totally an elementary school picture backdrop. And that is awesome.
After repeating the joke, will ME:
- realize it’s dumb and cancel the submission?
- submit and then make a sandwich?
- turn to the wrong page yet again like a retard?
go with the sandwich. good choice
ELO!
Leading the Galactic Rebellion will have gratification in the long run. Making the sandwich will have gratification now….always go for the sandwich
What’s he holding in his right hand in the beginning?
After Celebrating Cinco De Mayo, will he:
- Chase the mythical dragon?
- Puff the magical dragon?*
After having a beer, will he:
- Kill the General?
- Celebrate Cinco De Mayo?*
After playing xbox, will he:
-Save his kidnapped family?
-Have a beer? *
Hmmm, I choose sandwhich aswell. I mean, leading rebellions make you hungry, AND YOU LOST THE CHANCE TO MAKE THE FOOD SUBSTANCE!
Will he:
-Eat it then lead the elastic rebellion?
-Eat it and play xbox? *
What’s better? The taste of victory or the taste of a perfectly made sandwich? I say the latter.
Mayo meat is a fine delicacy in the galsctic empire.
Who the hell puts mayo on the meat? PUT IT ON THE BREAD!
Is that a sandwich of Ham, mayo, and avacado? Weird.
Good choice
Sandwich>galactic rebellion
Indeed, surely the best option to pick
Clearly the right decision!