Choose Your Own Adventure

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Naturally, you'll cut open a vital artery trying to slice the tomato and you'll die on the next page. These books always taught you a lot about the world.


  • TheDew 01.27.13 @ 10:19am

    I shall make one too

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  • the_nozzle_poots 10.22.10 @ 11:19am

    There is a difference between putting the condiment on the meat vs. on the bread. You end up with a subtly different sandwich. There is no right way, but putting on the meat is clearly more hilarious.

  • The Sentient Houseplant 08.29.10 @ 7:08pm

    Screw the galaxy, when you need a good sandwich, you need a good sandwich.

  • Sylvain Racicot 06.20.10 @ 1:17pm

    Bad mayo can be dangerous too…

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  • Jo 02.25.10 @ 1:58pm

    After making another sandwhich will he;

    Destroy the evil time traveling castle
    Do the laundry?

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  • MineTruly 01.24.10 @ 1:59pm

    Ahh, Choose Your Own Adventure books. What a truckload of bullshit. I gave up on them when I fell and the option to “grab the edge of the crevasse” led to my death and “flap your arms and try to fly” was the correct answer. And to this day my only method of entertainment is getting sh*tfaced drunk.

  • FantasyRemedy 01.23.10 @ 3:23am

    C-Eat the remotecontrol

  • carlyjeanisinaparade 01.20.10 @ 2:32pm

    sandwich pwned the galactic rebellion

  • Stevie-G 01.06.10 @ 12:41pm

    After Puffing the magical dragon, will he:
    -Get a job?
    -Make another sandwich?

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    Okay - that space background is totally an elementary school picture backdrop.  And that is awesome.

  • ME 01.03.10 @ 9:34pm

    After repeating the joke, will ME:
    - realize it’s dumb and cancel the submission?
    - submit and then make a sandwich?
    - turn to the wrong page yet again like a retard?

  • MrsNorris 01.02.10 @ 12:43pm

    go with the sandwich. good choice

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  • SammichOfPower 12.31.09 @ 9:38pm

    Leading the Galactic Rebellion will have gratification in the long run.  Making the sandwich will have gratification now….always go for the sandwich

  • IRANianCha0s 12.31.09 @ 8:42am

    What’s he holding in his right hand in the beginning?

  • MrUgly 12.31.09 @ 1:34am

    After Celebrating Cinco De Mayo, will he:
    - Chase the mythical dragon?
    - Puff the magical dragon?*

  • Dissin' Your Mother 12.30.09 @ 9:36pm

    After having a beer, will he:
    - Kill the General?
    - Celebrate Cinco De Mayo?*

  • i cant believe its not mayo! 12.30.09 @ 4:54pm

    After playing xbox, will he:
    -Save his kidnapped family?
    -Have a beer? *

  • Omega 12.30.09 @ 12:13pm

    Hmmm, I choose sandwhich aswell. I mean, leading rebellions make you hungry, AND YOU LOST THE CHANCE TO MAKE THE FOOD SUBSTANCE!

  • dickhead (the hot sause) 12.30.09 @ 11:22am

    Will he:
    -Eat it then lead the elastic rebellion?
    -Eat it and play xbox? *

  • I heart Sandvich 12.30.09 @ 10:20am

    What’s better? The taste of victory or the taste of a perfectly made sandwich? I say the latter.

  • Senor Parson 12.30.09 @ 9:34am

    Mayo meat is a fine delicacy in the galsctic empire.

  • Matt 12.30.09 @ 9:15am

    Who the hell puts mayo on the meat? PUT IT ON THE BREAD!

  • Sarcastic Name 12.30.09 @ 8:01am

    Is that a sandwich of Ham, mayo, and avacado?  Weird.

  • I heart sandwich four 12.30.09 @ 6:59am

    Good choice

  • I heart sandwich three 12.30.09 @ 5:30am

    Sandwich>galactic rebellion

  • I heart sandwich too 12.29.09 @ 11:48pm

    Indeed, surely the best option to pick

  • I heart sandwich 12.29.09 @ 11:41pm

    Clearly the right decision!

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