Comfy Couch
You didn't "lose" your car keys in there for four hours. They were borrowed by your alternate universe friends to help move some a new bed into an apartment a few blocks down the couch. Also, speaking of which, remember how there used to be a rollout bed attached to the couch? Well...you weren't using it.
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This reminds me of how aimless and bleak my future is.
This reminds me of the time I watched the movie “Death Bed: The Bed That Eats”. Still one of the greatest regrets of my life.
THE PAIN, OH GOD THE PAIN…...
Makes me think of “Little Monsters”, but for College Kids and the relieved absence of Howie Mandel.
Did I hear a “Fuck Yo Couch” reference?
/I give this video four stained throw pillows
//Your guess as to what the stains are
Death Couch: The Couch That Eats
4 tv remotes, 2 PS controllers, 2 car keys, something that looks like a dildo, 3 socks, a bong and shit ton of coins….man you guys are living like kings.
The couch also swallowed Amelia Earhart, the city of Atlantis, and your overweight aunt’s self respect. We’re all really worried about her health.
Same thing happened to me last Tuesday. Luckily for me, the couch also swallowed MacGyver who made a multi-dimentional portal generator out of remote controls and loose change which is how we escaped.
I’m sorry, this one is not a good one. go back to the table and rethink something better for tomorrow. I am so disappointed in you all.