In traditional noir narratives, the Femme Fatale often leads the Detective down a dark, seedy path, from which the only escape is opening the closet door.
Goodbye Pork Pie Hat, Charles Mingus! Almost couldn’t believe it when I heard it. Stay classy, 5sf.
lil rousse08.23.12 @ 11:13am
whiskey dick?
epoxy08.21.12 @ 7:00pm
Later:
“It was only then, face-to-groin with a naked man and his erect penis, that the final clue hit me: I’m terrible at handjobs.”
SK(FUCKINGSHI)08.21.12 @ 6:11pm
I just looked at this again and realized that she put a gun in her purse.
Also, please make an episode where he investigates.
DerVikingTron08.19.12 @ 4:55pm
Glad to see Olivia took time away from her busy life as a movie stare to get back to her roots, To what shes best at: looking stunningly gorgeous for 2sec out of 5.
NN08.18.12 @ 6:35pm
Yeeeeeee Mingus!
Srsly tho08.17.12 @ 4:52pm
I want to investigate whether I’m gay with the help of Olivia.
Moscow Muleskinner08.17.12 @ 4:42pm
If you’re using Mingus, shouldn’t the detective be wearing a pork pie hat?
asdfghjkl08.17.12 @ 3:32am
Oh, great, now I need to masturbate
I AM a commenter08.17.12 @ 2:41am
Best 5SF for a long time, great work! Olivia playing the femme fatal excellently. Shame Dick was soft the poor guy.
Please don’t make an episode where he investigates…..
LP08.16.12 @ 8:19pm
Is that Charles Mingus for the soundtrack? Classy!
Ashe08.16.12 @ 7:14pm
Charles Mingus! :D
Pastor_of_Muppets08.16.12 @ 8:16am
@ Agate: yes.
kalvynevans08.16.12 @ 8:05am
OLIVIAAAAA!
“Is this heaven?!?” “No…”
“Aww.”
...
“I’m just kidding, you can touch ‘em!”
“YEEEE!!!”
Yoyo-dada08.16.12 @ 6:42am
#teamolivia FUCK YA, This is WHY AMERICA IS GREAT!
Mr Thursday08.16.12 @ 12:51am
@Joshua: That’s, like, totally rude, man! Who would want to impregnate Olivia anyway? I mean, just look at that gorgeous body, it’s absolutely disgusting!
Joshua08.15.12 @ 9:30pm
I see Olivia is covering her tummy with her purse. Secret pregnancy?!
BMDNERD08.15.12 @ 9:00pm
Olivia is back!
Agate08.15.12 @ 5:19pm
Is it me or do the 5SF comments get creepier every month?
Pastor_of_Muppets08.15.12 @ 4:12pm
@mrousselet: I’m guessing Olivia either:
1. Stayed away from the comments section entirely today
2. Did look and is smirking or rolling her eyes
Shenanigans!08.15.12 @ 10:54am
Coincidentally, she was in secret one of those evil robot ladies with teeth down there to slice off a poor man’s Dick. So this Dick will have his softness for another day.
Nate-Dawg08.15.12 @ 10:54am
Olivia’s back?
Ehh… At least she looks great in the video.
#TeamKelsey
mrousselet08.15.12 @ 10:39am
@ O_O
You must be new here
O_O08.15.12 @ 8:19am
Wait, was there a video today? Sorry, I was distracted by that beautiful woman up there.
But seriously, whoever you are, you are a gorgeous woman.
Pastor_of_Muppets08.15.12 @ 7:46am
O.o /falls out of chair
That does it. I just confirmed I am NOT gay.
... Although, perhaps more research is in order…
/I give this video five punches of the F5 key
//aw who am I kidding? At least 100 punches
Oatmeal08.15.12 @ 5:05am
Its about time we got some more Olivia, my penis is once again pleased.
Here's the thing,...08.15.12 @ 3:06am
Maybe it just means he want her to be a top.
Here's the thing,...08.15.12 @ 3:05am
“I took one whiff and knew right away what it was…amyl nitrate. I loosened my tie (it was cutting into my wrists), bit down on the belt and waited, tense as an unclenched fist.”
-excerpt from Dick Boniface novel, ‘The Mystery Of The Blonde Beard.’
padurn08.15.12 @ 2:42am
Go ahead and investigate - just be ready for more police intimidation. That should set you straight.
Comments
Goodbye Pork Pie Hat, Charles Mingus! Almost couldn’t believe it when I heard it. Stay classy, 5sf.
whiskey dick?
Later:
“It was only then, face-to-groin with a naked man and his erect penis, that the final clue hit me: I’m terrible at handjobs.”
I just looked at this again and realized that she put a gun in her purse.
Also, please make an episode where he investigates.
Glad to see Olivia took time away from her busy life as a movie stare to get back to her roots, To what shes best at: looking stunningly gorgeous for 2sec out of 5.
Yeeeeeee Mingus!
I want to investigate whether I’m gay with the help of Olivia.
If you’re using Mingus, shouldn’t the detective be wearing a pork pie hat?
Oh, great, now I need to masturbate
Best 5SF for a long time, great work! Olivia playing the femme fatal excellently. Shame Dick was soft the poor guy.
Please don’t make an episode where he investigates…..
Is that Charles Mingus for the soundtrack? Classy!
Charles Mingus! :D
@ Agate: yes.
OLIVIAAAAA!
“Is this heaven?!?” “No…”
“Aww.”
...
“I’m just kidding, you can touch ‘em!”
“YEEEE!!!”
#teamolivia FUCK YA, This is WHY AMERICA IS GREAT!
@Joshua: That’s, like, totally rude, man! Who would want to impregnate Olivia anyway? I mean, just look at that gorgeous body, it’s absolutely disgusting!
I see Olivia is covering her tummy with her purse. Secret pregnancy?!
Olivia is back!
Is it me or do the 5SF comments get creepier every month?
@mrousselet: I’m guessing Olivia either:
1. Stayed away from the comments section entirely today
2. Did look and is smirking or rolling her eyes
Coincidentally, she was in secret one of those evil robot ladies with teeth down there to slice off a poor man’s Dick. So this Dick will have his softness for another day.
Olivia’s back?
Ehh… At least she looks great in the video.
#TeamKelsey
@ O_O
You must be new here
Wait, was there a video today? Sorry, I was distracted by that beautiful woman up there.
But seriously, whoever you are, you are a gorgeous woman.
O.o /falls out of chair
That does it. I just confirmed I am NOT gay.
... Although, perhaps more research is in order…
/I give this video five punches of the F5 key
//aw who am I kidding? At least 100 punches
Its about time we got some more Olivia, my penis is once again pleased.
Maybe it just means he want her to be a top.
“I took one whiff and knew right away what it was…amyl nitrate. I loosened my tie (it was cutting into my wrists), bit down on the belt and waited, tense as an unclenched fist.”
-excerpt from Dick Boniface novel, ‘The Mystery Of The Blonde Beard.’
Go ahead and investigate - just be ready for more police intimidation. That should set you straight.
OMG OLIVIA!!!
I think it’s Renegade’s bisexual great uncle…
Renegade pervert has been shot.
dat Olivia look.
Another private dick in a coat?
Also, nice music.