Cool Neighbor
Last week we threw lit firecrackers into his storm drain. You should’ve seen Ron, he tried to act so cool! He put his shades on just to come outside and it was like 10:30 at night!
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SJK5.28.09 @ 12:21am
An accurate description of the external forces taking a toll upon an internal desire to remain wholesomely composed while under the additional stress of mixed signals and an unachieveable standard.
That video had 10 words. (11 if you include the “ooooooh”)
So genius.
jubbs5.28.09 @ 5:22am
niiiiice. Reminds me of the ol’ COOL FRIEND ed wood.
tricky pete5.28.09 @ 6:44am
Finally, someone I can empathize with
zambo.5.28.09 @ 8:12am
still cant stop laughing. bravo.
Zombie5.28.09 @ 7:39pm
brraaaaaains…
thenation6.02.09 @ 8:38am
Who doesn’t take a break from basketball to have a few rum and cokes?
the noob6.10.09 @ 1:54pm
did he die??
the noob6.10.09 @ 1:54pm
jk
miky6.30.09 @ 11:16pm
everyone felt the way this guy did at some point…
Morpheus12.20.09 @ 1:12am
Yes, I am Ron and all those neighbors are my friends.
MineTruly1.26.10 @ 3:29pm
I don’t get it. Is the guy in the car saying “Stay cool, Ron, stay cool” Ron?
MineTruly1.26.10 @ 3:30pm
And he’s saying “Stay cool” because he’s trying not to cry because he’s so touched by the other guys approving of him, or he’s afraid that one day he will cease to be cool and lose their affection?
Gamegeneral2.02.10 @ 8:21pm
Actually I think they’re just being d-bags by sarcastically. calling him cool.
cronin_burger2.10.10 @ 9:25pm
Probably the best film I’ve clicked on random all night!
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