Cool Neighbor

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Last week we threw lit firecrackers into his storm drain. You should’ve seen Ron, he tried to act so cool! He put his shades on just to come outside and it was like 10:30 at night!

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SJK5.28.09 @ 1:21am

An accurate description of the external forces taking a toll upon an internal desire to remain wholesomely composed while under the additional stress of mixed signals and an unachieveable standard.

That video had 10 words. (11 if you include the “ooooooh”)
So genius.

jubbs5.28.09 @ 6:22am

niiiiice. Reminds me of the ol’ COOL FRIEND ed wood.

tricky pete5.28.09 @ 7:44am

Finally, someone I can empathize with

zambo.5.28.09 @ 9:12am

still cant stop laughing. bravo.

Zombie5.28.09 @ 8:39pm

brraaaaaains…

thenation6.02.09 @ 9:38am

Who doesn’t take a break from basketball to have a few rum and cokes?

the noob6.10.09 @ 2:54pm

did he die??

the noob6.10.09 @ 2:54pm

jk

miky7.01.09 @ 12:16am

everyone felt the way this guy did at some point…

Morpheus12.20.09 @ 2:12am

Yes, I am Ron and all those neighbors are my friends.

MineTruly1.26.10 @ 4:29pm

I don’t get it. Is the guy in the car saying “Stay cool, Ron, stay cool” Ron?

MineTruly1.26.10 @ 4:30pm

And he’s saying “Stay cool” because he’s trying not to cry because he’s so touched by the other guys approving of him, or he’s afraid that one day he will cease to be cool and lose their affection?

Gamegeneral2.02.10 @ 9:21pm

Actually I think they’re just being d-bags by sarcastically. calling him cool.

cronin_burger2.10.10 @ 10:25pm

Probably the best film I’ve clicked on random all night!

Hibbahubbo3.18.10 @ 4:34am

Wow, I didn’t get that at all. He sticks up his finger at them, no? Implying that they’re being sarcastic and taking the piss out of him, so he’s telling them to fuck off, then he’s crying in the car cause he’s so sad about it. To me, that was really sad, not funny. But it’s funny if MineTruly’s comment is accurate.

Scaryass6.28.10 @ 2:04am

stay cool Scaryass,stay cool!
try not to burst into hysterical laughter!
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merryxmas8.06.10 @ 11:14am

errrrr if you read the caption it says they threw lit fireworks at him.  I think they fuck with him and he just takes it in stride and that’s what makes him so cool to them.  They can’t crack his shell of cool under pressure.  The second their gaze is no longer on him though he falls to pieces.  Bastards..

JohnIsAFatBastard9.01.10 @ 12:04pm

The extensive level of discussion regarding the plot is just what I expected36

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