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The 99% picketing outside were swallowed up by a massive crack in the Earth, which secreted both scorching lava and sounds of moaning souls in equal measure. CNBC tried to be all even-handed about the reporting, which just made them sound lame in comparison to Fox News' "Wusses: Are They Even Wussier Today Than in the 50's?" coverage.