Cut to Commercial

Neighbors reported hearing some scattered, forced laughter, a heartwarming family lesson learned, and a mighty “EURRUHHH???” sounding over the nearby fences. But with no real witnesses and the house seemingly erased from existence, the police were forced to file it under “Missing Persons” after a thorough and fruitless investigation.

Nerozero12.15.09 @ 1:29am

Congratulations. You’ve made the funniest 5SF so far. What are you going to do next?

IcarusReloaded12.15.09 @ 4:15am

wow… lol I would like to murder Tim allen now.

joe verdi12.15.09 @ 4:46am

how about a 5sf of someone sneezing on someone else…. in slow motion!!! just a though

JosephLalleyTV12.15.09 @ 5:14am

haha NICE! lol i always was weirded out of those
when i watched the show
im just wondering how a saw like that
cut all the flesh off his arm haha

Justina Bravo12.15.09 @ 6:22am

Wilson secretly controls all of the effects tools w/ his mind and moves every few years in order to callously slaughter another unsuspecting set of victims.

Amanda12.15.09 @ 8:20am

I love it, I love it!
I blame Al. He and “Mother” always had a very strange relationship.

gamecube12.15.09 @ 9:32am

um…. im sorry i don’t get it

helizabeth.12.15.09 @ 1:08pm

this is beyond great.

Rastamussen12.15.09 @ 2:06pm

gamecube…. youtube home improvement
if you grew up in the 90’s you would know

gamecube12.15.09 @ 2:15pm

ok thnx

Lore12.15.09 @ 2:16pm

oh my god. new favorite.

Philistine12.15.09 @ 3:23pm

ho ho ho

Matayoman12.15.09 @ 4:07pm

omg, omg omg, that is soo friggin awesome. possibly my new favorite of all time. totally worth my time away from studying my finals. yes, score, i <3 5sf

Flan12.15.09 @ 10:07pm

I guess one could say this scene was cut short.

Mrfishbulb12.16.09 @ 12:00am

I don’t think so Flan…

Flan12.16.09 @ 12:43pm

I do think so Mrfishbulb…

Shmoe12.17.09 @ 7:02pm

Brilliant!!!!

ALA12.17.09 @ 7:41pm

BEST EVARRR

Stevie-G12.21.09 @ 12:13pm

Somebody arrest Tim Allen!!!!