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Neighbors reported hearing some scattered, forced laughter, a heartwarming family lesson learned, and a mighty “EURRUHHH???” sounding over the nearby fences. But with no real witnesses and the house seemingly erased from existence, the police were forced to file it under “Missing Persons” after a thorough and fruitless investigation.

Nerozero12.15.09 @ 12:29am
Congratulations. You’ve made the funniest 5SF so far. What are you going to do next?
IcarusReloaded12.15.09 @ 3:15am
wow… lol I would like to murder Tim allen now.
joe verdi12.15.09 @ 3:46am
how about a 5sf of someone sneezing on someone else…. in slow motion!!! just a though
JosephLalleyTV12.15.09 @ 4:14am
haha NICE! lol i always was weirded out of those
when i watched the show
im just wondering how a saw like that
cut all the flesh off his arm haha
Justina Bravo12.15.09 @ 5:22am
Wilson secretly controls all of the effects tools w/ his mind and moves every few years in order to callously slaughter another unsuspecting set of victims.
Amanda12.15.09 @ 7:20am
I love it, I love it!
I blame Al. He and “Mother” always had a very strange relationship.
gamecube12.15.09 @ 8:32am
um…. im sorry i don’t get it
helizabeth.12.15.09 @ 12:08pm
this is beyond great.
Rastamussen12.15.09 @ 1:06pm
gamecube…. youtube home improvement
if you grew up in the 90’s you would know
gamecube12.15.09 @ 1:15pm
ok thnx
Lore12.15.09 @ 1:16pm
oh my god. new favorite.
Philistine12.15.09 @ 2:23pm
ho ho ho
Matayoman12.15.09 @ 3:07pm
omg, omg omg, that is soo friggin awesome. possibly my new favorite of all time. totally worth my time away from studying my finals. yes, score, i <3 5sf
Flan12.15.09 @ 9:07pm
I guess one could say this scene was cut short.
Mrfishbulb12.15.09 @ 11:00pm
I don’t think so Flan…
Flan12.16.09 @ 11:43am
I do think so Mrfishbulb…
Shmoe12.17.09 @ 6:02pm
Brilliant!!!!
ALA12.17.09 @ 6:41pm
BEST EVARRR
Stevie-G12.21.09 @ 11:13am
Somebody arrest Tim Allen!!!!
CraneMask12.22.09 @ 3:31pm
Speechles
http://5sf.at/532
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