Death of a Salesdog

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I don't say he's a great dog. Ringo never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. He's not the finest character that ever lived. But he's a canine being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He's not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old human. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such an animal.

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  • TheDew 01.21.13 @ 9:48pm

    How could you fire a dog??? I mean come on!

  • Visit Jamaica (we need money) 03.11.10 @ 6:02pm

    guy, its just you, that was hilarious, love the expressions, great performance by sales dog, he managed to outshine everyone else

  • guy living in your sink 08.19.09 @ 12:32pm

    is it me or are these slowly declining to be unfunny and fucking weird?? like a bad mindfuck movie.

  • mr loman 08.12.09 @ 10:46am

    he just wanted to provide enough alpo

  • english magor 08.06.09 @ 6:39pm

    This 5sf represents a democratization of the ancient form of tragedy; Dog is himself obsessed with the question of greatness, and his downfall arises directly from his misconception of himself as someone capable of greatness.

  • NicholasII 08.06.09 @ 5:24pm

    Is a writer sick? This last batch hasn’t been very good…

  • Kellybellybaby 08.06.09 @ 11:29am

    haha… amazing.

  • Lucky Cynic 08.05.09 @ 10:34pm

    ffffffffhahahahahahaha!

  • Beanz 08.05.09 @ 9:04pm

    Sounds like the same voice as Time.

    Also, great!

  • dwhee 08.05.09 @ 11:55am

    Funniest 5sf in a while

  • chris 08.05.09 @ 11:37am

    FINALLY a decent 5sf. first good one in a while.

  • The Other Dan 08.05.09 @ 10:48am

    If only he’d mentioned those damned dividend interest rates, he probably wouldn’t have been edged out by the more affable—albeit less competent—Bowser-dog.

    You see, Bowser-dog was liked, but not…well-liked.

  • Dan 08.05.09 @ 9:33am

    Hahah, wow, this is pretty grand.

  • linkogecko 08.05.09 @ 7:20am

    Your best one in a while. Ringo’s expression at the end is nothing short of golden.

  • Saikyo Mog 08.05.09 @ 6:37am

    Poor dog… :(

  • lord of the rings freko 08.05.09 @ 5:01am

    sadly he was replaced by a fire fox

  • I2704 08.05.09 @ 12:46am

    First
    I wonder how he’ll brake it to the missus.

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