Death of a Salesdog
I don't say he's a great dog. Ringo never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. He's not the finest character that ever lived. But he's a canine being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He's not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old human. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such an animal.
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How could you fire a dog??? I mean come on!
guy, its just you, that was hilarious, love the expressions, great performance by sales dog, he managed to outshine everyone else
is it me or are these slowly declining to be unfunny and fucking weird?? like a bad mindfuck movie.
he just wanted to provide enough alpo
This 5sf represents a democratization of the ancient form of tragedy; Dog is himself obsessed with the question of greatness, and his downfall arises directly from his misconception of himself as someone capable of greatness.
Is a writer sick? This last batch hasn’t been very good…
haha… amazing.
ffffffffhahahahahahaha!
Sounds like the same voice as Time.
Also, great!
Funniest 5sf in a while
FINALLY a decent 5sf. first good one in a while.
If only he’d mentioned those damned dividend interest rates, he probably wouldn’t have been edged out by the more affable—albeit less competent—Bowser-dog.
You see, Bowser-dog was liked, but not…well-liked.
Hahah, wow, this is pretty grand.
Your best one in a while. Ringo’s expression at the end is nothing short of golden.
Poor dog… :(
sadly he was replaced by a fire fox
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I wonder how he’ll brake it to the missus.